Aug 14 2009 'Dorian Gray' Poster: Dry Skin Two-Face

Really blurring the line between movie poster and Victorian-era Nivea moisturizer ad.

New Dorian Gray Poster [Empire]

Jul 27 2009 'Dorian Gray' Trailer: Prince Caspian Lays Some Babes

Ut oh, are painting-based immortals making a run at becoming the new vampires? There's a new trailer for Dorian Gray, starring Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian's Ben Barnes as the perpetually-young protagonist led into a life of hedonism by Colin Firth (who better to mentor sexual exploits than a man whose cinema dating history rivals even Hugh Grant?).

If you aren't familiar with the 1890 novel--because who reads old stuff?--the story details the exploits of young man whose soul is transferred into a portrait of himself, enabling him to keep his looks, though all of his physical aging and moral corruption is transferred into the image. But will the painting take the HPV he gets from sleeping with all these babes? Hopefully. Otherwise that thing is bulllllshit.

Trailer:

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Oct 14 2008 'Easy Virtue' Poster Exhibits Virtue of Chihuahua Inclusion

Empire has premiered the UK poster for Easy Virtue, the upcoming adaptation of the Noel Coward play of the same name. Unfortunately, it looks like they accidentally posted an uncompleted version of the poster. Here's the final:

I like how it reminds me of how great chihuahuas are.