Apr 10 2009 'They Came from Upstairs' Trailer ('They' are ALIENS!)

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Why does a Kevin Nealon/Ashley Tisdale/Everybody Loves Raymond Grandma-starring sci-fi family comedy accurately recreate the action of Street Fighter far better than any film that actually had Street Fighter in its title? I don't know, but it does:

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Apr 17 2008 Ashley Tisdale Hoping to Top 'Teen Witch'

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High School Musical and rhinoplasty star Ashley Tisdale is in talks to star as an unpopular high schooler who learns she has magical powers in Teen Witch, a remake of the 1989 original. To some of you, this may not immediately sound like sacrilege. "What the hell is Teen Witch?" you ask. "Why should I care?" You ignorant, non-hip bastards. It's only the funkiest movie ever made. As evidence, I offer the following clip of the legendary Teen Witch freestyle rap battle:

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