Nov 17 2009 Anna Faris Also in Another Horribly Titled Movie
Remember how annoying girls about a decade ago would sometimes be like, "Yikes, tee em eye! (Too much information!)" Well, someone thought that would make a good title for a modern feature film, and Ryan Reynolds and Anna Faris will be starring in it:
Universal Pictures has acquired "TMI," a comic vehicle for Ryan Reynolds and Anna Faris.Scripted by Kirsten "Kiwi" Smith and Marc Klein, the comic premise is that while honesty is the best policy for a relationship, "too much information" might not be the best thing.
Ah, how beautifully high concept. Couple makes agreement to tell each other everything; arrangement leads to anger, jealousy, and Yes Man-style comedy; couple finds moral that maybe complete openness really can lead to... TOO MUCH INFORMATION; audience forever forgets hollow film ever existed twenty minutes after exiting theater. Once you've got the cast in place, the "you did WHAT???"s practically write themselves.
Nov 17 2009 Anna Faris Joins [Title Too Offensively Punny for Headline]
Wedding BANNED. She's joining a Robin Williams movie called Wedding BANNED:
Anna Faris is in negotiations to star as Robin Williams' daughter in "Wedding Banned," a romantic comedy for Touchstone."Banned" revolves around a long-divorced couple who kidnap their daughter (Faris) on her wedding day to prevent her from making the same mistakes they did. The parents rekindle their relationship as they elude cops and the angry groom.
Williams is on board as the father; the mother has not been cast.
See, a wedding BAND is a ring you wear to signify that you're married. This is a subtle twist on that: the word "band" has been replaced with the similar sounding "banned." Because Robin Williams is stopping Anna Faris's marriage, effectively banning it. Wedding Banned. The title is Wedding Banned.
I have to go punch some things now.
Nov 6 2009 Warner Bros. Decides Who Has To Be in 'Yogi Bear'
Dan Aykroyd, Anna Faris, and Justin Timberlake!:
Faris will play a nature documentarian who follows the antics of a bear in fictional Jellystone Park. Aykroyd will voice Yogi, and Timberlake could end up lending his pipes for Yogi's constant companion, Boo Boo.
Aykroyd will voice Yogi? Maybe I'm John Stupid, but doesn't Yogi Bear sort of already have a voice? I'm thinking of the voice you hear when you're watching a Yogi Bear cartoon, and Yogi says something. That voice.
Feb 9 2009 'Observe and Report' Trailer, MF'ers
Thanks to Andrew for sending in this red-band trailer for the Seth Rogen-as-a-security-guard dark comedy Observe and Report. It looks really good. Paul Blart coming out before this is like if Taxi Driver was released a few months after Queen Latifah's Taxi.
I especially like the inclusion of a apologizing-during-sex scene. Finally, someone making movie sex real.
Dec 5 2008 Anna Faris Wins More Starring Roles in Mediocrity
THR reports Anna Faris has plans to continue under-utilizing her comedic potential on two more seemingly bland, broad comedies. Just reading these one-sentence descriptions, you can already imagine exactly where in the trailers you'll hear the distinctive "hey! hey! hey!" of "Treat Her Right":
Paramount has picked up an untitled pitch from Faris, Karen McCullah Lutz and Kirsten Smith that will produced by Happy Madison.At the same time, Columbia has acquired the romantic comedy "20 Times a Lady" to act as a starring vehicle for Faris. Jennifer Crittenden and Gabrielle Allan wrote the script, which is based on the book by Karyn Bosnak. Contrafilm's Beau Flynn and Tripp Vinson are producing.
The untitled Paramount project is a female buddy comedy following two estranged sisters who team up to land a husband.
"Lady" centers on a woman who goes on a trek through her sexual past in an effort to find Mr. Right, exploring the idea of a person's sexual quota and whether those numbers matter.
If you're wondering which is more likely to be offensively awful, it's the latter. Both concepts taste like dust, but only 20 Times a Lady also tries to shoehorn in a point about the necessity of promiscuity. Though I do like that it sounds like a time travel transvestite movie.
Sep 19 2008 Anna Faris Won't Pretend To Be Famous Deepthroater
In movies about women famous for oral sex abilities news, Anna Faris told Moviehole she has dropped out of a biopic on Deep Throat star Linda Lovelace because she'd rather concentrate on making more awful comedies:
Faris says she's going to "stick to comedies" - like her latest venture, "The House Bunny" - for the meantime, noting that the Lovelace role would be a bit too heavy at this stage in her career.
Look, Anna Faris, I don't care if you do a Linda Lovelace biopic, but please, do anything but something comparable to The House Bunny. Do you have some kind of detestable-comedy Stockholm Syndrome from your time as a hostage in the Scary Movie franchise? Stop defending them, Anna. Find yourself a nice dramedy and settle down. You're at least marginally better than this.
Jul 31 2008 'House Bunny' Poster is Totally Tubular
After enjoying years of anonymity dutifully writing poster tagline copy for the Arnold Movie Advertising Company LTD, Michaelangelo and his violent teenage years are brought to light by a single inappropriate colloquialism.
The House Bunny Poster [IMPA]
Jul 17 2008 How Far Can You Make It Through 'The House Bunny' International Trailer?
I'm not one to let national boundaries keep me from movies about girls learning they can be smart, sexy, and obnoxiously kooky, so here's the international trailer for The House Bunny, the high-concept comedy in which Anna Faris plays a Cameron Diaz-like Playboy bunny who has to live in a nerdy sorority house.
How far can you make it through before completely giving up on this thing? I made it to the part where the cop asks The House Bunny to blow into a breathalizer, but she misunderstands the phrase "blow into this" and provides him with oral sex. That's not a thing that's allowed to happen in a real movie.
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Jun 6 2008 'House Bunny' Poster Explains How to Party
"For the girls of ZETA house college life was no party, until Shelley showed up." Apparently you become a much more popular fixture in the college party scene if you take in a nude model as a boarder. Who woulda thought?
The House Bunny Poster [IMPA]
Aug 16 2007 House Bunny Set Pics
Some photos have turned up of Anna Faris filming the comedy House Bunny, in which she actress plays a Playboy Bunny booted from the Playboy Mansion only to become the house mother to a lame sorority. Now it's time to decide what's funniest about this image!
1. Anna Faris's goofy impression of a ditzy Playboy model.
2. That this perverted golf enthusiast has no problem ogling from such a close proximity.
3. How the positioning of the hose makes it look like she has a urinating penis.
4. Costar Rumer Willis's cruel gene cocktail.
Only vote once!
New Anna Faris House Bunny Set Pics [ComingSoon]
