Oct 14 2009 'Dear John' Poster: Where Is Judd Hirsch?

Possible inspirations for this poster:

- Herpes medication commercial imagery

- '70s teen romance novel covers

- The ancient myth of the Two-Headed Asshole From High School

- A Getty Image search for "romance"

- True (clichéd) love

- Whatever would be most likely to get your fucking boring girlfriend excited

'Dear John' Poster [IMPA]

Sep 29 2009 Method Discovered To Make 'Marmaduke' Movie Worse

Christ, the dogs are going to talk, too?

To date, only Judy Greer had been mentioned to play Debbie Winslow in the movie, while Lee Pace from "Pushing Daisies" is playing Phil Winslow, but a small throwaway piece in Variety about Anjelah Johnson joining the cast, mentioned some of the voice cast and with a little more searching around, we found a very long list of those involved with providing voices for various animated characters in the movie, none of whom we know anything about except for their names:

Amanda Seyfried voices "Mazie," Jeremy Piven is "Bosco," Ron Perlman plays "Chupadogra," Christopher Mintz-Plasse (aka "McLovin") is "Guiseppe," while Black Eyed Peas singer Stacy "Fergie" Ferguson is "Jezebel." Steve Coogan voices "Raisin," George Lopez is "Carlos" and Damon Wayans Jr. provides the voice for "Thunder."

AND Fergie is a voice? Does this mean there's also an auto-tuned dog? You would think any attempt at a Marmaduke movie would start at the bottom of dignity's well, but it turns out there was a little lower to drop.

Though, I have to admit, back in the '80s, Fergie was pretty good at playing the victim of clown murder:

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Jul 10 2009 'Jennifer's Body' Poster -- Coming Soon to Your '80s Video Store Shelf

Winner of the award for "movie poster that most looks like a VHS cover I'd keep staring at in an '80s video store, for a movie would likely be called Substitute Creature."

And yes, the desk is opening from the wrong direction, but, dude, you are so totally gay for even noticing that, dude.

Final 'Jennifer's Body' One Sheet the Hottest Ever? [Bloody Disgusting]