Nov 20 2009 'Alvin and the Chipmunks: SQUEAKUEL' Poster: Adopt That Chipmunk Attitude!
Yeah, la dudes! Let's adopt that chipmunk attitude! Hang out in extremely narrow school hallways! Wear gilded nuts! Sing into pens even though the previous film already established you as a singing sensation capable of performing with actual microphones! If you're the one who wears green, look like you have chipmunk Down syndrome (for males) or are a serial killer (for females)! What an awesome attitude!
Oct 2 2009 New 'Alvin & Chipmunks 2' (Squeakquel!) Trailer: We Did It
I don't want to say too much about this because I'd hate to ruin anything, and, more importantly, I don't want to further delay your seeing what later generations will surely recognize as the zenith of human entertainment. So, without further ado, here are three self-aware, speech-capable, female chipmunks performing Beyoncé's hit song, "Single Ladies (Put a Ring on It)":
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Jul 6 2009 'Alvin and the Chipmunks' SQUEAKuel Poster -- Because Chipmunks Squeak
In case you forgot how the Chipmunks are sort of thugs for some reason, yup, they still are.
Jun 30 2009 'Alvin and the Chipmunks 2' Teaser: The Chipmunks Really Want to Eff Themselves in Drag
When Alvin and his cronies unexpectedly run across their female counterparts--mirror images of themselves wearing ineffective skirts--the boys naturally get pretty turned on...
Jun 8 2009 'Alvin & the Chipmunks 2' Poster: First Look at the Lady Chipmunks
God, they're like someone made Richard Simmons furry porn.
One more at Jim Hill Media. (Thanks, Ryan.)
Dec 10 2008 'Alvin and the Chipmunks: The SQUEAKUEL' Gets Director
Betty Thomas, director of Dr. Dolittle, I Spy, and 28 Days (not "Later") has signed on to direct the Alvin and the Chipmunks sequel, which is seriously being called The Squeakuel:
Betty Thomas has signed on to direct "Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakuel," Fox 2000 and Regency's follow-up to the surprise 2007 hit featuring the lovable CGI-animated singing rodents.Although plot details are being kept under wraps, the new movie will introduce the Chipmunks' female counterparts, the Chipettes.
After Alvin and the Chipmunks brought in over $200 million domestically, you might think the studios would want to stick with original director Tim Hill. But no, this change was definitely needed to bring the kind of female perspective necessary to make the Chipettes believable characters when they're eating each others feces.


