Jul 23 2007 Pulow to Play Punisher, Punisher Greenlighters Go Unpunished
A listful Stevenson had hoped to one day be famous enough for this to be considered career suicide
The internets are now reporting that Thomas Jane's replacement in Punisher 2 will be Ray Stevenson, better known as Titus Pulow from Rome. I have to admit, this is probably the best casting since Forrest Whitaker as Idi Amin or Morgan Freeman as Mandela. Titus Pulow was the only character on Rome arguably more gangsta than Marc Antony.
Still, Punisher 2? Really? Couldn't we just have a Rome movie instead? They've already made two horrible Punisher movies, they shouldn't get another chance. Even Taco Bell fires you after you make your second or third Puberrito (and no, Mrs. Lindeleaf, I'm not sorry. Now who's 'acting inappropriate'? Bitch.).
Apr 26 2007 Adam Carolla Gets "Hammer"-ed (sigh)
You'd be smilin' too if you'd just punched this bitch in the face. Boy did she like to talk.
The Hammer, the semi-autobiographical Adam Carolla picture premiers tonight at the Tribeca Film Festival. It doesn't yet appear to have a trailer, but if this movie includes one story about Adam Carolla's life, please let it be the time he got a friend to stick a hose up his ass and hold the water in long enough to squirt it at the Taco Bell Drive-Thru attendant while leaning over Carolla in the driver's seat.
By the way, this is obviously a glossy, Hollywood version of his life because they plucked the crap out of his unibrow. I call bullshit.
