Jul 23 2007 Pulow to Play Punisher, Punisher Greenlighters Go Unpunished
A listful Stevenson had hoped to one day be famous enough for this to be considered career suicide
The internets are now reporting that Thomas Jane's replacement in Punisher 2 will be Ray Stevenson, better known as Titus Pulow from Rome. I have to admit, this is probably the best casting since Forrest Whitaker as Idi Amin or Morgan Freeman as Mandela. Titus Pulow was the only character on Rome arguably more gangsta than Marc Antony.
Still, Punisher 2? Really? Couldn't we just have a Rome movie instead? They've already made two horrible Punisher movies, they shouldn't get another chance. Even Taco Bell fires you after you make your second or third Puberrito (and no, Mrs. Lindeleaf, I'm not sorry. Now who's 'acting inappropriate'? Bitch.).
Jul 19 2007 Last Legion Poster
We posted the Last Legion trailer yesterday, now we've got the poster. Ever since Rome on HBO and my raging man crush on Marc Antony, I've had a thing for men in skirts. Except for John Travolta, he makes my eyes bleed. Oh, and Uncle Larry, who could also stand to hit the elliptical trainer.
... (keep going, you're doing good) ... (great stuff, feel the burn) ... (make this count) ... (if you quit early you only cheat yourself)... ... ... ... ... (two more) ... ... (great job, you did it. hit the showers) *ass pat*
That was just me keeping in shape with my ellipsical trainer.
