Jul 24 2007 Paula Abdul Out of Bratz, Her Mind

You've probably already seen this clip by now, but it was just too good to pass up. I've never watched the Paula Abdul reality show, but after this clip I may start. I need more reasons to hate life and there aren't any Kinko's nearby.

So apparently Paula Abdul's been fired from the Bratz movie. I was confused as to why they'd fire their biggest fan, but then I realized they meant the Bratz movie, not the Brätz movie. Anyway, she loses it completely. "Where's God when you need him?" She asks.

She's so right: how could you let this happen, oh Lord? Were you out carelessly preventing genocide, or the rape of a starving child? You obviously dropped the ball. I mean come on, this is the BRATZ MOVIE we're talking about here.