May 8 2008 Look at All These New 'G.I. Joe' Characters!
Like a breeze of pollen spreading its offensive seeds across the landscape, a new batch of G.I. Joe character shots have turned up around the web, and they're already causing a harsh reaction from my distorted-nostalgia allergy. Each shot originally appeared on a different site, but I've helpfully assembled them here for easier viewing (with the aid of Cinematical already doing so).
Truth be told, my memories of the specifics of these characters have faded, so I've made up character names and summaries rather than look anything up. I hope that works for everyone.
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Dec 20 2007 Can You Believe They're Still Casting 'G.I. Joe'? Like It's a Real Movie or Something
I feel much the way about this G.I. Joe movie as I do about Scientology. As an outsider, I don't understand why it exists, what its purpose is, or how it keeps getting more and more people involved in what's obviously a bad idea. The latest to fall victim to the '80s nostalgia cash-in are Said Taghmaoui and Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje, who will play "Breaker" and "Heavy Duty", respectively. That's right--despite all his time trapped on a deserted island, it will be surviving this shit storm that will truly test Mr. Eko's mettle.
