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Rupert Sanders Directing 'Tom Cruise Helsing'?

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Fresh off the relative success of getting laid with Kristen Stewart, Rupert Sanders is reportedly in talks to return to the world of soulless-eyed tabloid fodder by directing Tom Cruise in Universal's Van Helsing reboot.

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Kurtzman & Orci Will Reboot 'Mummy' and 'Van Helsing', and Tom Cruise Will Go Ahead and Be Van Helsing

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Hollywood's large-scale plan to eliminate all evidence that director Stephen Sommers ever existed is finally making some ground over at Universal, where prolific blockbuster creators Alex Kurtzman and Roberto Orci have been hired to overwrite all the supernatural bullshit Sommers contrived with The Mummy and Van Helsing.

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