Enjoy a Modest Chuckle Thanks to This Drive-In's Insinuation
I guarantee you there's a Skyway employee in Warren, OH who hasn't been this proud since Blow and Crocodile Dundee in Los Angeles opened within the same month.
(via, thanks to Kelly)
'Expendables' Tops Box Office Again Despite Sperm-Switcheroo Comedy Hitting Theaters
Sorry, Piranha 3-D, Nanny McPhee Returns, and The Switch, but you all should have been a Twilight spoof:
1. The Expendables - $16.5 million, topping the box office for the second week; once again, America has proved to its parents and coworkers that it is straight.
2. Vampires Suck - $12.2 million. The commercials where a character's head turns into a cheeseburger must have made everyone too curious to see if other characters' heads turn into cheeseburgers, or maybe if the same character's head turns into other hilarious foods.
3. Eat, Pray, Love - $12 million. Man, what I wouldn't do to stop the commercials for this film. Is there anything I can do?
4. Lottery Ticket - $11.1 million. I've heard that in time of economic turmoil, those in distress often turn to lottery tickets. Apparently the same is also true for Bow Wow films.
5. The Other Guys - $10.1 million, with studio estimates giving the film a narrow lead over Piranha 3-D. Perhaps Piranha was just TOO REAL.
Weekend Box Office Results [Box Office Mojo]
'Vampires Suck' Trailer: Friedberg and Seltzer Reach a New Low Somehow
Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer, the America's beloved cinema jesters that have brought about such greats as all those "[Genre] Movie" films, have a new hilarious tale to delight us: Vampires Suck! The film, as you may have derived from the witty title, builds its belly laughs around the foundation of the Twilight franchise, meaning we get four Shirtless Werewolves Are Gay jokes for every Alice (of Wonderland) arbitrarily taking a bullet! But don't worry, it's not all pop culture references with little to no payoff outside of characters literally just showing up to get hurt: there's also Fake Edward heaving people--three times in ten seconds in this trailer! Throwing people is funny!
Only watch this if you want to feel brain pain or see that Ken Jeong will apparently do anything for a paycheck.
