Casting News: Nicolas Cage Wants His Diamonds, Juliette Lewis Remaking Fellini, Vince Vaughn Spread Semen Too Thin
- Someone said, "Let's put Juliette Lewis in a remake of the Fellini classic Nights of Cabiria," and someone else said, "Yup, let's certainly do that."
- Having been asked to be in Wild Side, Nicolas Cage will do that, starring opposite Juno Temple as a killer chasing down the small-town beauty queen (Temple) who possesses his stolen diamonds. That sounds like a Nicolas Cage movie, right? "Give me back my diamonds!", he'll shout into a phone, and that will hopefully be his entire characterization.
- Vince Vaughn is in talks to star in Dreamworks remake of the French-Canadian hit Starbuck, a comedy about the cum-prolific sperm donor of 533 children being confronted with meeting many of his legion of progeny. Perhaps you truly can ejaculate in too many receptacles? I sure hope not.