This Is How ABC Family Promotes 'Batman Begins'

"He fights for family... and lives for love." Sure! [whip-crack]

"He fights for family... and lives for love." Sure! [whip-crack]

Robert Downey Cyborg and Underwear-less Superman are headed to theaters this summer, and if you utilize television, you will soon be made more aware of that thanks to some new TV spots for their respective films. Have a look below, and let RDJ give you a sly reminder of who he is. (Hint: He's Iron Man.)

Some Super Bowl film ads popped up yesterday, but as you may have noticed, those were incomplete. Infuriatingly, they were abbreviated spots teasing the full product, and more importantly, where the eff was SNITCH, the red-hot action-drama everyone is talking about, starring The Rock as a giant dad trying to save his son from jail, by driving a truck?
Well, now you don't have to watch the game anymore, because the full 30-second spot for Snitch has arrived early to show you just how much talking on the phone Rock does in this. The full spot for the Brad Pitt zombie thriller World War Z is also here, but who cares? We got a SNITCH and it needs scratchin'!

Like a normal university recruitment video, but now with monsters! College isn't just for unrealistically-diverse human friends wearing a university's many branded sweatshirt designs anymore. It's also for Billy Crystal movies.

Explosions! Quips! Cars! Bruce Willis's smooth, damp, grimacing head! That one shot where some babe is unzipping her catsuit! Just a little pretty much all of what you can expect from these new 30-second spots for A Good Day To Die Hard.

On the heels of the 70th Annual Golden Globes nominations reminding everyone how those are also awards, NBC has released the first promo to similarly remind everyone that there will be a long, televised show for those awards. And if you forgot, Tina Fey and Amy Poehler are hosting, and they will probably do a pretty alright job with things. Here they are once again trying their best to get people to watch NBC:

The official trailer for Jack Reacher explicitly laid out many, many traits about our titular hero, among them: Jack Reacher is a ghost! Jack Reacher wants the truth! Jack Reacher is not a hero! Jack Reacher has no limits! Jack Reacher has nothing to lose! And so on.
This new TV spot covers one key Reacher facet that trailer missed: Jack Reacher will go into an auto-parts store and demand to know if "Sandy" works there, then threaten violence if the employees won't tell him, because beyond being "a ghost," Jack Reacher is also an overly-aggressive ex-boyfriend archetype. He has nothing to lose! Not since he lost Sandy.

With The Hobbit marketing already at fever pitch at Denny's, the Warner Bros. marketing team is moving on to another primary source of American nourishment with a TV spot for the film. Have a look below.

Just a couple more weeks until The Dark Knight Rises hits theaters, but Warner Bros. isn't letting up, still dousing us in enough marketing to soak Batman to his midriff. The studio has now released the above banner as well as another poster and minute-long spot you can see below. I've also attached a now-irrelevant Fourth of July poster for The Smurfs 2, because why not?

The Dark Knight Rises hits theaters July 20, and we're all already planning to see it, but still our over-excited televisions continue describing scenes and important plot points in an attempt to convey how fucking awesome it is. Here's TV latest divulgence: a thirty-second spot with a bunch of Catwoman banter we've never seen before.

Here are the first couple TV spots for The Dark Knight Rises, that new Batman movie you've been wanting to see. As far as Batman commercials go, these rank just below the Dark Knight's Diet Coke commercial from the original Batman VHS, and that is some high praise, so watch them.