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'Sin City 2' Will Have Rosario Dawson and Mickey Rourke, and Maybe Angelina Jolie

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Recent commentary on cocksucking whores may end up costing Mel Gibson his rumored opportunity to work with Robert Rodriguez, but there will at least be another, less diatribe-prone damaged brain on the set of one of Rodriguez's films.

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Robert Rodriguez Finally Making 'Sin City 2', Might Work with Mel Gibson

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Over seven years after the release of the original Sin City, Robert Rodriguez is finally preparing to make another one. He also might give Mel Gibson something to do now that Warner Bros. has decided maybe Mel isn't the best guy to be making a movie about a Jewish hero.

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Ridley Scott So Done with All This 2-D Garbage, and More...

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- Sir Ridley Scott says: "I'll never work without 3-D again," This is just like when Dad got so excited about emails the week after he bought that Compaq.

- Steven Spielberg says Jurassic Park IV will happen in the next two or three years, Michael Crichton's angry spirit notwithstanding.

- Robert Rodriguez says Frank Miller has finished the Sin City 2 script, and the film could go into production as early as this year. Presumably, the sequel will at last reveal what Marv smells like.

- In this statement, Relativity Media assures everyone that those old plans to make a live-action Voltron movie still stand. Phew!

- Charlie Kaufman's sophomore directorial effort, Frank or Francis, has Nicolas Cage, Steve Carell, and Jack Black lined up to star, giving them all something to be proud of before they go back to CGI animal voices and hairpieces.