Everyone Loved 'Max Payne' Last Weekend

The weekend box office went thusly:

1. Max Payne - $18 million. I thought I'd be happy that talking dogs were no longer the #1 movie, but I've decided talking Mark Wahlberg can often be just as bad.

2. Beverly Hills Chihuahua - $11.2 million. No, never mind. Forget everything I said. Talking dogs are worse.

3. The Secret Life of Bees - $11.1 million, because everyone wants to know just what the hell bees have been up to all these years.

4. W. - Made $10.6 million and successfully convinced most audiences not to vote for Bush this time.

5. Eagle Eye - $7.3 million. So, anyway, an eagle's eye: best eye? Probably.

Weekend Box Office Results [Box Office Mojo]

'Secret Life of Bees' Trailer Finally Gets to the Bottom of Bees

With all that buzzing and stinging and honey-making and seemingly-impossible flying and caste-based societying, you just knew something fishy was going on in those hives. Let's see what you've been hiding, bees...

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