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'Kung Fu Panda 3' To Feature More of the Darkly-Violent Characters Your Kids Love

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Televised sociopaths Bryan Cranston and Mads Mikkelsen are joining fellow newcomer Rebel Wilson and a returning cast of stars in Kung Fu Panda 3. Their roles aren't yet being revealed, as the success of the Kung Fu Panda series resides entirely in the secrecy of its complex and often shocking plot twists, but the plot reportedly concerns Jack Black's obese panda facing "two hugely epic, but very different threats: one supernatural and the other a little closer to home." Yikes, sounds like ghosts! And adult-onset diabetes!

'Bachelorette' Red-Band Trailer: Turns Out Bridal Parties Can Get Way Crasser Than Diarrhea Jokes

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Will Ferrell and Adam McKay's Gary Sanchez Productions may be brazenly copying a successful formula, but least they're doing a top-flight job of it. Replacing Bridesmaids's excretory gags with an equal volume of blowjob jokes, while maintaining pretty much equal levels of Rebel Wilson, Bachelorette stars Lizzy Caplan, Kirsten Dunst, and Isla Fisher as Wilson's trio of bridesmaids who, you know, get into some predictably wild and unexpectedly ribald situations involving James Marsden, strippers, and a Party Down reunion among Caplan, Adam Scott, and a bowtie. Watch the NSFW trailer below, then prepare yourself for the deluge of articles about women being vulgar and funny... again.

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'Pitch Perfect' Trailer: Anna Kendrick Not Above Doing a College A Capella Movie

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Thanks to Glee somehow turning youthful a cappella covers into something tolerated, and even purposely enjoyed by moms hoping to figure out how to download "Don't Stop Believin'" on iTunes, there's this now: Pitch Perfect, a film that appears to be a Disney Channel Original Movie but is actually a theatrical release that Anna Kendrick is for some reason using to body scrub away all her non-Twilight credibility. Here is the trailer:

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