One film involves our latest model Olsen and a close-knit, often-sexual cult; the other, more provocative film involves cat genitalia and prison rape. Both now have motion posters to tempt you with their entrancing repetitive motion.
See the respective moving posters for Antonio Banderas Cat and Martha Marcy May Marlene here and here, but please, do not write them off as banner ads, because they definitely aren't. If you think every slender, moving, internet-based product promotion is a banner ad, well, your mind is pretty closed off, friend. You could have watched a CGI cat in some clothes repeat the same brief animation over and over, and now, you'll never enjoy that. I feel sorry for you.
First came the cat taint shots, then the brutal rape jokes; now DreamWorks pushes even harder for you to have an disturbing, automatic sexual response to Antonio Banderas Cat with a new promo that isn't so much a trailer as an explicit command to check out how this Puss in Boots isn't wearing any pants. The best thing that can be said of this is that it mercifully stops juuuuuust short of a close-up of that puckered cat anus. Don't want to give it all away in the trailer.
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The first full-length trailer for Puss in Boots is here, and believe me, it does not waste any time getting to the "he is anthropomorphic but he sometimes behaves like a cat" gags. When he goes to a bar, he LAPS MILK, for example, etc. But after too many Shrek films and a multiple shorts, Zorro Cat only has so many of those jokes left in him. Where do the writers go from there to fill out an entire feature-length Puss in Boots comedy adventure? On to dick jokes and prison rape, apparently:
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If you didn't know, DreamWorks' Puss in Boots is more than just a way to extend the cashflow from Shrek for a few more years: it's another Desperado reunion as well, bringing Antonio Banderas and Salma Hayek together again outside the watchful eye of chaperone Robert Rodriguez. This time they'll just be together as a couple of animated cats, though, with Banderas reprising Puss in Boots and Hayek lending her accent to the above ladycat counterpart, named Kitty Softpaws. I guess DreamWorks is counting on children not questioning how anyone named "Kitty Softpaws" is not a 50-something drag queen.
(from Movieline)
"He's been a bad kitty," suggestively declares the first teaser for DreamWorks' Shrek spin-off, Puss in Boots. I'll say! Just look how he forces us to examine where his catjunk should be:
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Joining a vocal cast that already includes most key members of the The Mask of Zorro Desperado (whups!), the always enjoyable Zach Galifanakis is negotiating to provide the voice of Humpty Dumpty in the Shrek spin-off Puss in Boots. The animated picture, as its title implies, follows Antonio Banderas's swashbuckling cat character and the events that led to his being in Shrek 2. Salma Hayak is also signed on, and presumably plays some kind of girl cat that also has a thick accent.
When will society finally evolve to the point of no longer typecasting fat people to voice fat animated characters? Not yet. Not yet.
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