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Paddington Bear Movie Happening, Mighty Boosher in It?

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A shock to me even though I apparently talked about it two years ago, there's an Alvin and the Chipmunks-style CGI-animal-in-the-real-world version of Paddington Bear coming out, and The Sun claims Noel Fielding of The Mighty Boosh will be in it playing what sounds like a godawful freak:

Clown prince Noel will play Paddington's cousin - a half man, half beast who also comes from Darkest Peru.

He has been signed by Mighty Boosh director Paul King, who is penning the movie with Hamish McColl, co-writer of 2007 comedy flick Mr Bean's Holiday.

Seeing that I'm no longer a petulant British child, it's been some time since I've read a Paddington Bear story, but I really don't remember there being a nightmarish chimera cousin that would clearly be horrifying if visually realized. Was there? Because it sounds fucking wretched. Will this half-man, half-beast walk and talk or just kind of writhe around as its mixed cells desperately struggle to cooperate? This has Gooby written all over it.

'Mighty Boosh' Movie: Still Happening

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News about the planned film adaptation of British television series The Mighty Boosh is like news about the Arrested Development movie: even when it's non-news, it's still sort of news, because what else do we have to look forward to? So I'll accept this crumb of an update as a meal if you will:

Noel Fielding and Julian Barratt have confirmed that they are working on a Mighty Boosh film – but refused to be drawn on too many details.

Speaking to the BBC at the premiere of Bunny And The Bull, a film in which they both have cameos, Barratt did drop some hints about their own movie.

He said: ‘We try to do on TV quite magical epic journeys, and we thought if you're doing a film we should really do it in one room, basically just kind of a sitcom, for 90 minutes.

‘So we might do that. We might do exactly what we didn't do on TV.’

Fielding kept shtum about the project, saying: ‘I've got to stop doing that, I've been stung too many times.’

Thank you for that morsel, guys. I'll go back to my stink corner now.