Of all the apologies Charlie Sheen could make for his behavior, the actor has decided to start with Major League? Yuuuuup. Calling the series' third film an "abortion," the Two and a Half Men star has vowed to make reparations for abandoning the franchise after two movies, forcing Scott Bakula to be the star of the abysmal Major League: Back to the Minors. According to TMZ, Sheen is pretty serious about reprising his as Ricky "Wild Thing" Vaughn, and is doing "everything in his power to get a Major League 3 [he doesn't see Back in the Minors as League canon] movie on the big screen." Which I'm assuming means he'll be showing up on the Warner Bros. lot with the expectation of shooting, and otherwise go back to reckless hedonism. But, in the unlikely event that somehow happens, what do you think?