Ever wonder what Law & Order: SVU would be like less hokey, in French, and without either court scenes or the pedophile-judging scowl of Ice-T? Well, here's that, sort of. It's Polisse, the 2011 Cannes Jury Winner that follows the drama around the Paris police department's child protection unit. The film is based on real cases, and it looks pretty heavy. And since it doesn't have Law & Order's heavy reliance on guest appearances, you don't even immediately know that of course John Stamos is the pervert.