If you liked watching a buzzsaw blade come out of the mouth of a bionic geisha in the first RoboGeisha trailer, then you'll love watching our cyborg conversationalist stab a man's eyes out with deep-fried seafood in this new trailer. You'd be a fool not to.
It's basically RoboCop, except the robot is a geisha, the narrator is Japanese Satan, and every moment is complete insanity:
Following their negative review of Postal, Wired has posted a series of email exchanges with Uwe Boll that indicate the terrible director of the comedy is either getting crazier or slightly saner. The poorly-written emails include such choice quotes as...
you are a untalented wanna bee filmmaker with no balls and no understanding what POSTAL is.no go to your mum and f*** her ...because she cooks for you now since 30 years ..so she deserves it.
If he cannot see that scenes (for example WELFARE OFFICE, Job Interview) are genius in that movie - then there are 2 possibilities: he is dump and has no idea what movies are or he hates me and is dissappointed about his own shitty career.
Normally this sort of madness would indicate a director is losing his mind, but this is really sort of a step up from Boll's previous attempts at physically fighting film critics in a boxing ring. Sure, maybe he is implying that Wired writer Chris Kohler's mother deserves sex with her son as repayment for a lifetime of meal preparation, but at least there's a logic to the argument. It's not just an idiotic "f*** your mother," it's a well thought out "f*** your mother for these reasons," which I think really shows some maturing going on here. And I really like his expression that someone "is dump."
Thanks to Adam for the tip.
Uwe Boll Responds [Wired]
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