There's a new Sex and the City movie coming out, so here are the stars of that film being consumed by the storm clouds of Iron Man posters, Steven Tyler's mic stand, and undeserved looks of self-satisfaction.
Curiously absent from the poster: their mothers. I mean, if they like the desert so much, why don't they bring their mothers there?
'Sex and the City 2' Poster [Yahoo!]
The writers of Sex and the City 2 have learned well from the kids of Head of the Class going to Russia, Urkel and Laura getting married in the Magic Kingdom, and the Tanners going to Hawaii and ending up singing with the Beach Boys (I'm not imagining that these things happened, am I?): there's no better (lazier) way to kick a little more mileage out of a tired sitcom than sending the cast on an exotic vacation completely out of the blue. So guess what, girlzzzzz! We're going to Abu Dhabi!
Make sure to start building up a groan right now so you can let it out nice and loud when they get to the inevitable "not in Kansas anymore" Wizard of Oz reference.
Which male dead-eyed stare will the female vacant stare choose??? I can't wait! This is the best Comatose Sadie Hawkins Day ever! Yay!
Seriously, though, how many more chapters of the "Check the box you prefer: Hunky Vampire [ ] Hunky Werewolf [ ]" series do we have left?
I can still remember my friend, the one with the "Vegas, Baby, Vegas!" poster positioned proudly above his bed, rushing into my dorm room some time in 2001 to announce the existence of Jon Favreau's Made: "Dude, it's like Swingers, but with gangster shit!" Though the film would later prove itself less mind-blowing that I'd hoped, the idea of any sort of Swingers continuation was pretty great at that point in my life. It wasn't a Star Wars prequel, but it was something.
So today, let me be your college friend announcing the next somewhat disappointing pseudo-sequel to Swingers, Couples Retreat: Dudes, it's like Swingers! Except now they're middle-aged and in depressing, loveless marriages filled with countless infidelities! And they're friends with Jason Bateman:
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