Universal Rebooting 'The Mummy' with Less Brendan Fraser
Having lost three-time franchise star Brendan Fraser to what we'll call the curse of The Mummy (weight gain, hair loss, dwindling tolerability with every Inkheart, Extraordinary Measures, or Furry Vengeance), Universal has decided to completely restart their hugely-profitable Mummy series on "an epic scale we haven't seen before." Larger CGI sand faces then?
