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Scarlett Johansson Playing Hot Alien, Al Pacino Playing Hedge Fund Magnate, and More Casting Things

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- Al Pacino has signed on to make Nicholas Jarecki's Arbitrage his next film, reports Variety. He'll star with Eva Green and Susan Sarandon, playing "a hedge fund magnate who is in over his head and desperate to complete the sale of his trading empire to a major bank before his fraud is revealed." Looks like this and Tower Heist will be in direct competition for my timely, economic-themed apathy.

- Sexy Beast writer/director Jonathan Glazer's next will be a sci-fi film that stars Scarlett Johansson as "an alien on earth, disguised as the perfect aesthetic form of a mesmerizing woman [who] scours remote highways and desolate scenery looking to use her greatest weapon to snare human prey -- her voracious sexuality." Someone should probably loan him a copy of Species before he gets too far with this.

- THR reports Imogen Poots and Felicity Jones will be joining Ed Westwick, Tamsin Egerton, Brooke Shields, Bill Bailey, and Bill Nighy in Ian Softley's Trap for Cinderella. The story centers on two women from opposite ends of the economic spectrum who get trapped in a burning resort house; one survives the fire, but she's left unrecognizably scarred and rendered an amnesiac, leaving obvious questions about her identity. Shooting will begin in February, unless Days of Our Lives does that plot first.

- New Year's Eve, Garry Marshall's thematic sequel to Valentine's Day (that theme being "unbearable ensemble romantic-comedy"), has found one of the star's of its sure-to-be-massive cast: Abigail Breslin. It seems the little tyke from Little Miss Sunshine is just about old enough to have a hokey romance, and given that Justin Bieber is rumored to have a part, I fear I know what professionally-groomed little turd that romance is going to be with.

Which of These Girls Isn't Spider-Man's Mary Jane?

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The search for the girl who's going to kiss Spider-Man at the end of the film--making his transformation into super-strong bug man all worth it--is in full swing, and word is the part producers are looking to fill is not Mary Jane. Heat Vision has heard Peter Parker's longtime ginger squeeze won't be the love interest in 500 Days of Summer-director Marc Webb's upcoming superhero film, though it remains unclear if that means the female lead will be Spider-Man's canonical first crush, Gwen Stacy, or a new character possibly named after a season. And while there are quite a few names in contention right now, it seems these are the current frontrunners to star alongside Andrew Garfield (left to right, above):

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