Don't Worry; This Is Not a Locker Room Gay Orgy
It's just a chain of humans surgically connected ass-to-mouth into a 3-person-long, multi-legged digestive tract. So stop acting so grossed out, man.
'Human Centipede' Poster [IMPA]
Oh Dear God, a 'Human Centipede' Trailer
Back in September, you may recall I showed you some clips from a movie about a crazy German scientist stitching some people into a "human centipede" with a single digestive track. If you looked at that post, you may better remember the concept as the prominent feature in all your nightmares since September, 2009. If you missed that one, the crude, projected drawing above should give you the gist of the image that, seven months ago, gave proof of the theoretical fucked-up level always thought to exist beyond WTF.
Well, now there's a trailer. I can't really recommend it, because that's like recommending puking, but still, you should probably indulge your morbid curiosity:
Ignore This If You Don't Want to See a Human Centipede
If you aren't familiar with the upcoming torture/horror film Human Centipede, please take a moment to read the disgusting summary before going any further. OK?
If, at this point, you're cool with a scenario in which girls (and a Japanese tourist) are surgically connected, ass-to-mouth, into a chain of humans with a single digestive system--which, I should note, you would only be OK with if you're a sociopath wearing a homemade sport coat made of your own shit--here are a short series of Human Centipede clips you can watch, throw up over, and then maybe put together a nice matching hat out of your vomit (since that's the kind of thing you do):
Saw IV 'Autopsy' Trailer is Disgusting
At some point the grossness level of these trailers for Saw IV started, like the US space program, competing against themselves in a game no one is watching anymore. This one features ol' Jigsaw getting all sorts of organs and things yanked out of him in a graphic autopsy. I can't wait for the next ad, where I hear someone fills Jigsaw's now-empty body cavities with vomit, blends the whole thing, feeds it to a midget, cuts open a giant, stuffs the midget inside the giant, then walks the giant/midget cocktail into a bear trap, all while a man with his eyes gouged out eats a bowl of human feces and baby heads. It's totally awesome.
I think you have to do YouTube's age-proving thing before watching this, to prove you're of age to throw up.
