'House at the End of the Street' Trailer: Jennifer Lawrence Runs Through Horror Tropes, in a Tank Top
Hey, it's Jennifer Lawrence! I know her from that Hunger Games! Those are her boobs! I guess I will see this incredibly generic-looking movie then!
New Trailer for One of the Various Piranha Movies
Not the one with Tiffany, Greg Brady, and a piranha so large and agile it bites a helicopter out of the air. This is Piranha 3-D, the one with Elisabeth Shue, Ving Rhames, Richard Dreyfuss (reprising his role as "guy in a movie about killer fish"), and Christopher Lloyd (reprising his role as "really crazy-acting scientist in decreasingly respectable films"). Which film will come out on top? I'm tempted to say the one that has actual actors rather than, say, '80s pop sensation Tiffany, but I'll let the trailer speak for itself.
Whereas Mega Piranha has big-ass piranhas, this film seems to instead be going the route of Terminator piranhas familiar enough with sci-fi pop culture to replicate that shot from Alien 3:
'Piranha 3-D' Teaser: Some Sort of Miniature Sharks Are in the Water!
Piranha 3-D: It's Jaws, but with Piranha. And in 3-D, like Jaws 3-D. And instead of Roy Scheider, we've got Elisabeth Shue. And instead of Quint, we've got Christopher Lloyd, Jerry O'Connell, and Eli Roth, playing "Wet t-shirt contest emcee." But as you can see above, Richard Dreyfuss is still there, so it should all work out just fine.
Here's the professionally bootlegged teaser trailer:
