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Denis Leary To Coach Cleveland Browns

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Sad news for Craig T. Nelson today as Deadline reveals Denis Leary has secured our latest fictional coaching position. He'll play head coach of the Cleveland Browns in Draft Day, an Ivan Reitman film that will see him at odds with general manager Kevin Costner over which dudes to pick in football's annual bachelor auction. Part of the film will be shot at the actual draft, which heads to Radio City Music Hall in just over two weeks, making this casting a rushed priority. As such, producers had to give into Leary's demands, and now the Cleveland Browns coach will be a sardonic New York City municipal worker who always wears a leather jacket.

'Amazing Spider-Man' Clip Answers if Spidey Will Reference 'Midnight Cowboy'

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He sure will! While Dustin Hoffman was "walkin' here," Spider-Man is "swingin' here," because he is Spider-Man, who swings.

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'Amazing Spider-Man' International Trailer Has More Action, More Self-Blame

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Here's the new Japanese The Amazing Spider-Man trailer, a slightly extended preview that adds in some new footage and strongly hints at Peter Parker himself being partially responsible for Dr. Curt Connors' transformation into the evil Lizard. You would have to accentuate the superhero's most shameful, self-loathing moments, wouldn't you, Japan?

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New 'Amazing Spider-Man' Trailer: Spidey Effs the Police, Carjackers, a Lizard Man, and a Teenage Girl

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This sure looks like a Spider-Man movie! A new trailer for Marc Webb's The Amazing Spider-Man, previewed yesterday at selected venues, has now made its way online and awaits your judgement below. The full picture of what this reboot is doing still feels incomplete even with this latest bit of Spidermanning, but it at least fills in some of the lingering questions about tone, action, and story while, thankfully, leaving us with a few questions yet to be answered with the full film. Like, how does Peter Parker keep his hair so carefully fluffed? Even when the cops have just pulled off his mask, it's like the guy's got a blow-dryer in there.

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New 'Amazing Spider-Man' Photos Give Better Look at Spidey Sneakers

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The official website for The Amazing Spider-Man is online, and it promises Marc Webb's reboot will be "the first in a series of movies that tells a different side of the Peter Parker story"--the side upon which Spider-Man's shoes are a lot flashier. The site also has a whole batch of new official photos from the film, so let's take a look.

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Spider-Man News: Denis Leary Playing a Cop Again

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Looks like someone's angling to get that last star-shaped hole in their "Portraying One of New York's Finest" punch card. Denis Leary has signed on to play George Stacy, father of Peter Parker love-interest Gwen Stacy in Marc Webb's Spider-Man reboot. Leary's character is a police captain who, in comics lore, dies because of one of Spider-Man's battles, making his daughter hate the superhero. After spending the last decade on The Job and, subsequently, Rescue Me, you'd think he'd be ready to finally tackle portraying one of the brave men of New York's Department of Sanitation, wouldn't you?