Ashley Olsen Officially Done with Acting

As is the strict rule of the Olsen, as foretold upon the home video clamshell for It Takes Two, there may only ever be two of them on-screen at any time: one to embody the power of blonde cuteness, the other to crave it, resigned to the "you got it, dude" wide shots. So, what with Martha Marcy May Marlene star Elizabeth Olsen's star ascending, it was necessary that she rise up to take down her paltriest elder.

