Here's the latest trailer for The Watch, the comedy formerly titled Neighborhood Watch until Fox changed the title as punishment for George Zimmerman shooting someone. This preview lacks some of the mutual masturbation and rape jokes of the last one, but it does have a pretty good Nickelodeon gag. It also has a a scene of the Watch crew over-enthusiastically firing handguns into a body, because Fox is still really hoping to get a few angry letters about this.
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In accordance with Fox's innovative new marketing strategy of distancing itself from accusations of racially-motivated homicide, the studio's upcoming comedy Neighborhood Watch is now apparently titled simply The Watch. Similarly, this latest, red-band trailer for the film makes little mention of the fact Ben Stiller, Vince Vaughn, Jonah Hill, and Richard Ayoade are in a neighborhood watch group at all, and it's also careful to avoid the part where the group harasses a teenager and Hill mimes shooting a kid. Smart! What you're left with is what's said to be the real focus of the film's story, anyway: that the four discover some of their neighbors may be aliens and then somehow save the world. And since it's an unrated trailer, you're also naturally left with big dick jokes, cum jokes, and jokes about mutual masturbation and anal rape via R. Lee Ermey. Because when it comes to skirting controversy, truly nothing distracts like the thought of aggressively violation via Ermey. Already you've forgotten about everything except the image of him on top of you, delivering a monologue from Full Metal Jacket.
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Do you still find it riotous when a group of lame, suburban guys act hard over some rap music? This first teaser trailer for Neighbhood Watch very much hopes so.
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