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         <title>New &apos;Despicable Me&apos; Trailer: Supervillains Wear Scarves</title>
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How long have we waited for a film villain to combine equal parts Tiny Tim and Nosferatu?

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TOO LONG. Don't wait any longer. He is risen:]]></description>
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         <title>Someone Finally Thought To Make Aliens Fight Ninjas</title>
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Specifically, the nation of Japan thought of that, opening the floodgates for <em>Pirates vs. Predator</em>, <em>Zombies vs. Freddy</em>, and <em>Whatever Group Internet Culture Has Deemed Cool vs. Standard Versus Character</em>.

This is the plot (the plot is basically ninjas fighting aliens):

<blockquote>Once upon a time in Japan, there was a band of great Ninja warriors led by Yamata called Iga Ninja.  One day they witness a flash in the sky and a roaring giant ball of fire crashes into the distant forest.  The warriors rush into the deep woods in an attempt to identify the mysterious fireball.  There, instead of finding predictable enemies, they are stunned to face never-seen-before creatures with claws and fangs, the aliens!  The hungry brutal aliens start to savage and feast on the Ninja warriors, leaving only a few to survive.  Yamata and his warriors swear to avenge their comrades' deaths and risk their lives to challenge the aliens.  However, none of the Ninja weapons, neither their swords nor their throwing stars, has any affect on the alien warriors.  Now the Japanese greatest Iga Ninja face the biggest challenge ever!</blockquote>

Anyone else let down that the ninja weapons apparently have no effect on the aliens? If these ninjas aren't using swords or throwing stars, I'm not sure I care to see these ninjas. A ninja not using swords or throwing stars basically ceases to be a ninja (unless he's instead swinging nunchaku). That's just an asshole wearing a lot of black, fighting an alien.

<a href="http://twitchfilm.net/news/2009/11/afm-09-first-up-from-sushi-typhoon-alien-vs-ninja.php">First Up From Sushi Typhoon, ALIEN VS NINJA!</a> [Twitch]]]></description>
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         <pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 15:18:58 -0500</pubDate>
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         <title>New &apos;Sherlock Holmes&apos; Trailer Really Wants You To Say &apos;Bromance&apos;</title>
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If you thought the last <em>Sherlock Holmes</em> trailer was "wtf sherlock homes is not a cage fighter gay," wait until you see this one! You should have roughly he same reaction.]]></description>
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         <title>Bradley Cooper Joins Crazy Power-Granting Pill Movie</title>
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Forget mobile phone-based thrillers, everyone. We've got a new ridiculous, specific brand of mysterious-agents-chasing-a-guy thriller on the way that sounds even better (stupider): the magic pill that makes you rich and powerful thriller! Finally, a film that turns Kids in the Hall's <em>Brain Candy</em> into something terrible. From <a href="http://www.variety.com/article/VR1118010945.html?categoryid=13&cs=1&ref=bd_film">Variety</a>:

<blockquote>"The Hangover" star Bradley Cooper has signed on to star in Relativity Media suspense thriller "Dark Fields."

Neil Burger ("The Illusionist") is onboard to direct.

Project is described as a what-if story about a designer drug that can make you rich and powerful. Eddie (Cooper) is a down-and-out New York writer until he possesses a pill that gives him the ability to access the full capacity of his brain. He soon realizes that his newfound intelligence and success come at a hefty price as mysterious forces begin to pursue him.</blockquote>

That sounds <em>really</em> good. I really wish I could buy the cocktail napkin where the writer first scrawled, "something with some kind of really awesome pill?" That's going to be worth so much some day.]]></description>
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         <pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 13:03:20 -0500</pubDate>
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         <title>Warner Bros. Decides Who Has To Be in &apos;Yogi Bear&apos;</title>
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<a href="http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/hr/content_display/news/e3i393f92896d9190dc677c207efc2e9104">Dan Aykroyd, Anna Faris, and Justin Timberlake!</a>:

<blockquote>Faris will play a nature documentarian who follows the antics of a bear in fictional Jellystone Park. Aykroyd will voice Yogi, and Timberlake could end up lending his pipes for Yogi's constant companion, Boo Boo.</blockquote>

Aykroyd will voice Yogi? Maybe I'm John Stupid, but doesn't Yogi Bear sort of already have a voice? I'm thinking of the voice you hear when you're watching a Yogi Bear cartoon, and Yogi says something. That voice.]]></description>
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         <pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 11:32:45 -0500</pubDate>
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         <title>&apos;Kick-Ass&apos; Character Posters: Mom Disapproves</title>
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Mom is already asking the ticket guy to see a manager about these. "Why would <em>anyone</em> name a movie something so vile? Let alone print it on posters and hang it up for me to see! And <em>children</em>! <em>Children</em> could see this, when they only wanted to see a Shrek! It's <em>offensive</em>! It's just not right! (Sigh.) Something must be wrong in their <em>heads</em>."

Bigger versions that are even more distasteful <a href="http://movies.ign.com/articles/104/1042741p1.html">here</a>.]]></description>
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         <title>&apos;Ghost Rider 2&apos; is Darker, Still with Nicolas Cage</title>
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Yeah, someone still thinks it's a good idea to make another movie about Nicolas Cage riding a motorcycle and sometimes having a flaming skull head.

Screenwriter David Goyer recently talked to <a href="http://splashpage.mtv.com/2009/11/04/exclusive-david-goyer-says-ghost-rider-2-isnt-a-reboot-takes-place-eight-years-later/">MTV</a> about the project, and made sure to drop the superhero movie buzzword, "darker," so that we might think <em>Ghost Rider</em> is somehow going to be the next <em>Dark Knight</em>:

<blockquote>"It's not exactly a reboot," said Goyer, who's currently hard at work on his "FlashForward" television series. "I hate to say it's more realistic, because he's got a flaming skull for a head, but it's a bit more stripped down and darker. It's definitely changing tone. What 'Casino Royale' was to the Bond movies, hopefully this will be to 'Ghost Rider.'"

The "Ghost Rider" sequel is planned to "roll before cameras next year," according to Goyer, who also said that Nicolas Cage is currently still attached to the lead role of Johnny Blaze.

"This story picks up eight years after the first film," said Goyer. "You don't have to have seen the first film. It doesn't contradict anything that happened in the first film, but we're pretending that our audience hasn't seen the first film. It's as if you took that same character where things ended in the first film and then picked it up eight years later—he's just in a much darker, existential place."</blockquote>

A darker, more existential Ghost Rider? Sorry, but that already exists, guys:]]></description>
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         <title>Zach Galifianakis Donating Voice to Shrek Thing</title>
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Joining a vocal cast that already includes most key members of the <strike><em>The Mask of Zorro</em></strike> <em>Desperado</em> (whups!), the always enjoyable Zach Galifanakis is negotiating to provide the voice of Humpty Dumpty in the <em>Shrek</em> spin-off <em>Puss in Boots</em>. The animated picture, as its title implies, follows Antonio Banderas's swashbuckling cat character and the events that led to his being in <em>Shrek 2</em>. Salma Hayak is also signed on, and presumably plays some kind of girl cat that also has a thick accent.

When will society finally evolve to the point of no longer typecasting fat people to voice fat animated characters? Not yet. Not yet.]]></description>
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         <title>The Weekend&apos;s New Moving Picture Releases</title>
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Don't just sit at home playing your CD-ROMs; enjoy a film this weekend. Here are some options:

<strong><em>A Christmas Carol</strong></em>
<strong>Director:</strong> Robert Zemeckis
<strong>Starring:</strong> Jim Carrey, Gary Oldman, Bob Hoskins, the leads from <em>The Princess Bride</em> 
<strong>Good if you want to see:</strong> disgusting near-humans acting out the well worn tale of Scrooge yet again

<strong><em>The Men Who Stare at Goats</strong></em>
<strong>Director:</strong> Grant Heslov
<strong>Starring:</strong> Ewan McGregor, George Clooney, Jeff Bridges, Kevin Spacey
<strong>Good if you want to see:</strong> Coen Brothers-esque comedy from non-Coens; George Clooney killing goats with his BRAIN

<strong><em>The Fourth Kind</strong></em>
<strong>Director:</strong> Olatunde Osunsanmi
<strong>Starring:</strong> Milla Jovovich
<strong>Good if you want to see:</strong> aliens! Or something like that.

<strong><em>The Box</strong></em>
<strong>Director:</strong> Richard Kelly
<strong>Starring:</strong> Cameron Diaz, James Marsden, Frank Langella
<strong>Good if you want to see:</strong> a <em>Twilight Zone</em> episode stretched out an extra hour; whether or not they're going to push that box button for a million dollars (they're totally going to push that box button for a million dollars)

<strong><em>Precious: Based on the Novel Push by Sapphire</strong></em> (limited)
<strong>Director:</strong> Lee Daniels
<strong>Starring:</strong> Gabby Sidibe, Mo'Nique, Mariah Carey
<strong>Good if you want to see:</strong> the depressing story of an obese, illiterate teen twice impregnated by her father and abused by her mother; future Academy Award recipients; whatever Oprah and Tyler Perry want you to see, as usual]]></description>
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         <title>Roland Emmerich Working on 2012: The Television Series</title>
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<a href="http://hollywoodinsider.ew.com/2009/11/04/2012-tv-planned/">Titled <em>2013</em></a>, naturally:

<blockquote>“The plan is that it is 2013 and it’s about what happens after the disaster,” Emmerich told EW while walking the red carpet for the 2012 premiere Tuesday. “It is about the resettling of Earth. That is very, very fascinating. (2012 writer/producer) Harald Kloser and I came up with the idea and we have the luxury of having a producer on the film who is a big TV producer, Mark Gordon. We said to Mark, ‘Why don’t you do a TV show that picks up where the movie leaves off and call it 2013?’ I think it will focus on a group of people who survived but not on the boats … maybe they were on a piece of land that was spared or one that became an island in the process of the crust moving. There are so many possibilities of what they could do and I’d be excited to watch it.”</blockquote>

There are so many possibilities for what they could do in post-disaster-ravaged Earth! The characters could search through rubble; give the millions of mutilated bodies proper burials; futilely forage for nourishment in the scorched, barren landscape; turn to cannibalism, eating former friends and family out of desperation; eventually starve to death; build a hut--the options are limitless! Well, I suppose limited by Earth's delicate ecosystem being utterly destroyed, but otherwise limitless.]]></description>
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         <title>Risk: The Film of World Domination</title>
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Realizing there were still board games not yet arbitrarily being made into feature films, <a href="http://www.deadline.com/hollywood/sony-pictures-buys-board-game-risk/">Sony announced yesterday</a> they had purchased the movie rights to Risk. Because moving representative armies around a board and getting angry with your backstabbing friends for several hours is a good movie plot:

<blockquote>Sony Pictures announced today it's acquired the motion picture rights to the board game of world conquest, "Risk", from Hasbro. Doug Belgrad and Matt Tolmach, presidents of Columbia Pictures, say the film will be produced and developed by Hasbro’s Brian Goldner and Bennett Schneir and Overbrook Entertainment's James Lassiter. Belgrad pointed to the success of movies from toys Transformers and G.I. Joe (but not to the dismal movie from the board game Clue) to claim audiences have "shown a great desire for films that bring to life everything that has made these franchise properties stand the test of time."</blockquote>

Screenwriters, I suggest you start the story in Australia and move on from there. Unless you're starting with a great plot foundation in North or South America, in which case just go for it there.]]></description>
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         <title>&apos;Salt&apos; Trailer: Angelina the Spy</title>
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Next summer, only one film will combine the action and thrills of a <em>Bourne</em> film with the girlish fun of dying your hair and dressing up in different sexy outfits: <em>Salt</em>! Starring Angelina Jolie as: Salt!

Here's your trailer.]]></description>
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         <title>&apos;Clash of the Titans&apos; Involves So Much Yelling</title>
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Even the disembodied heads and winged horses scream in this thing. The script must be all vowels and exclamation points.

More low-res <em>Clash of the Titans</em> posters <a href="http://www.aceshowbiz.com/news/view/00028586.html">here</a> (thanks, Keno).]]></description>
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         <pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 17:15:56 -0500</pubDate>
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         <title>The Next Logical Step After &apos;Little Lady&apos;: Three Men and a Bride</title>
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The Guttenberg star is on the rise! Or <a href="http://www.hollywood.com/news/Guttenberg_Danson_Selleck_Reuniting_for_Three_Men_and_a_Bride/5722151">so he claims</a>.

With a <em>Short Circuit</em> remake in the works sans Steve Guttenberg, the attention-hungry '80s star has come forward alleging (I'm guessing with no basis in truth) Disney is ready to take the next step in the Three Men and a Baby/Three Men and a Little Lady progression with: Three Men with a Fully Grown Woman Now Getting Married!

<blockquote>Breaking the news to WENN, an excited Guttenberg says, "Disney's developing Three Men and a Bride. That's going to be a smash. A smash hit. They're bringing everybody back for that.

“Nobody knows about it. I'm the first to talk about it.”</blockquote>

And that's not all! Guttenberg's Guttenbrain thinks the time is ripe to develop sequels for every other film anyone remembers he was in, too!

<blockquote>He adds, "It's definitely time for another Police Academy. And I think they could make another Cocoon.

"They're surefire hits and I think they're good for the world. They make the world a better place and that's what it's all about."</blockquote>

Yeah, an eighth <em>Police Academy</em> movie really would be good for the world, Gute. They make the world a better place! I'm not sure why we even bother with charity organizations with the <em>Police Academy</em> franchise sitting on the shelf with so much world goodening power inside it. <em>Mission to Moscow</em>'s existence basically makes the Red Cross look like a terrorist group. And a new <em>Cocoon</em>? That could give futile, science-fiction-based hope of neverending life to an entirely new generation of retirees! And probably also feed the world's hungry somehow.

You've got to get these things made, Guttenberg. If only we could get the rest of the world on the same desperate, super delusional page you are.

(Thanks to our greatest Guttenfan, Anne.)]]></description>
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         <pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 15:02:33 -0500</pubDate>
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         <title>This Nicolas Cage Movie Sounds Insane</title>
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Remember <a href="http://www.iwatchstuff.com/2009/08/nicolas_cage_starring_in_new_r.php"><em>Drive Angry</em></a>, the already-crazy-sounding upcoming film in which Nicolas Cage drives around trying to kill some other driving dudes who kidnapped his infant granddaughter? Well, if you didn't know, that's a movie coming out, and it sounds crazy, right? Par for the Cage course, but pretty crazy. Turns out it's even crazier! <a href="http://www.shocktillyoudrop.com/news/afmnews.php?id=12650">ShockTillYouDrop</a> got their hands on a full synopsis, and you need to read it:

<blockquote>Drive Angry stars Nicolas Cage as Milton, a hardened felon who has broken out for one last chance at redemption. Hell bent on stopping a vicious cult of fanatics who murdered his daughter, he has three days to stop them before they sacrifice his infant granddaughter beneath a full moon. Milton must us his anger to go beyond all human limits in order to save his last connection with humanity.

He's joined by Piper, a young sexy-smart waitress who liberates her ex-boyfriend's cherry red muscle car in order to help Milton. Now, the two of them are hot on the trail of the charismatic Jonah King and his murderous followers. King will throw every one of them faithful under the wheels of Milton's turbo-charged Black '71 Challenger, to fulfill hist destiny and unleash hell on earth.

But the bloodthirsty cult is the least of Milton's problems. The police are after him, too. And worse. An enigmatic killer known only as "The Accountant." The Accountant knows what Milton is trying to and and simply doesn't care. With wicked cunning and hypnotic savagery, the Accountant will relentlessly pursue Milton at high speed across the forgotten back roads of the American south.

Fueled by high octane and pure rage, Milton and Piper must battle the onslaught of King's disciples, avenge his murdered daughter, and save his granddaughter before his last chance at redemption is revoked.</blockquote>

Congratulations. You may pick up your Best Original Screenplay Oscar from either Steve Martin or Alec Baldwin.]]></description>
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         <pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 14:13:48 -0500</pubDate>
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