I Watch Stuff - Probably The Worst Movie Blog You've Ever Seen http://iwatchstuff.com/ en Copyright 2013 Wed, 19 Jun 2013 07:21:02 -0800 http://www.sixapart.com/movabletype/ http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss 'Anchorman: The Legend Continues' Trailer Goes Post-Racial Brick finds a She-Brick, Brian models briefs, Champ finds his prince, and Ron breaks down the racial stereotypes of sombreros and Jheri curls in Anchorman: The Legend Continues. As you'll see in this new trailer, the film moves the news team into the '80s and across the country to New York City, and for a moment, it seems they nearly steal back "Don't Stop Believin'" from 2 a.m. karaokers. Also, there are dolphins.]]> http://iwatchstuff.com/2013/06/anchorman-the-legend-continues-trailer-g.php http://iwatchstuff.com/2013/06/anchorman-the-legend-continues-trailer-g.php Trailers anchorman: the legend continues movie trailer Wed, 19 Jun 2013 07:21:02 -0800 'The Lego Movie' Trailer Looks Like a Lego Movie in the Best Way Well, it looks like the directors of Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs and 21 Jump Street have done it again: taken a brand from their childhood and made it into a better film than you had any reason to expect it to be. This time they've made a Lego movie that boasts an impressive array of CGI quasi-cameos that puts even Wreck-It Ralph to shame, featuring--as name-dropped by Lego Morgan Freeman God--Superman, Wonder Woman, 1980-something space guy, Michelangelo (painter), Michelangelo (turtle), the 2002 NBA All-Stars, and a ton more (all as interlocking plastic, naturally). But vastly more impressive than the rights management is that this Lego movie actually looks like a Lego movie. Like, you know how Lego video game cut scenes kind of look like they're made of Lego, but more look like they're made of pliable CGI that loosely resembles Lego? This looks enough like Lego that you'll fear stepping on it:]]> http://iwatchstuff.com/2013/06/the-lego-movie-trailer-hey-this-actually.php http://iwatchstuff.com/2013/06/the-lego-movie-trailer-hey-this-actually.php Trailers lego movie trailer Wed, 19 Jun 2013 06:43:15 -0800 'Man of Steel' Cost Metropolis Quite a Lot in Damages, If That Wasn't Obvious In news that should not really surprise anyone who's seen Man of Steel (if not, you should probably stop reading), a sort of scientific study has determined that the devastating climax of that film cost a lot more damage and loss of life than 9/11. The report comes courtesy of Buzzfeed, who gave a consulting firm of Watson Technical Consulting their most fun work field trip, sending them to see the Superman movie and excitedly report back on how much stuff got smashed.]]> http://iwatchstuff.com/2013/06/man-of-steel-cost-metropolis-quite-a-lot.php http://iwatchstuff.com/2013/06/man-of-steel-cost-metropolis-quite-a-lot.php man of steel movie news Tue, 18 Jun 2013 13:37:55 -0800 'Anchorman: The Legend Continues' Poster Will Put a Giant Mustache in Theaters Take in its full bristly texture below.]]> http://iwatchstuff.com/2013/06/anchorman-the-legend-continues-poster-wi.php http://iwatchstuff.com/2013/06/anchorman-the-legend-continues-poster-wi.php anchorman: the legend continues movie poster Tue, 18 Jun 2013 13:03:57 -0800 'Coming to America' Employer McDowell's Getting Torn Down McDowell's, the fast food knock-off that gave Louie Anderson a job and Prince Akeem the experience of minimum wage, will soon be nothing but the ruins of Golden Arcs and Eddie Murphy's once-enjoyable career. The Wall Street Journal (via) reports that the Queens Wendy's Old Fashioned Hamburgers that served as the Coming to America locale has, over the last few weeks, boarded up its windows in preparation for being torn down--now 25 years since it was a film set, and two years since someone left a review saying "staff just threw basic yellow napkins over the vomit and scooped it up with a broom leaving vomit residue and smell behind." In a strangely-fitting tribute to the events of Coming to America, the once-dilapidated locale will be turned into luxury apartments.]]> http://iwatchstuff.com/2013/06/coming-to-america-employer-mcdowells-get.php http://iwatchstuff.com/2013/06/coming-to-america-employer-mcdowells-get.php coming to america movie news Tue, 18 Jun 2013 12:02:07 -0800 All the Things Troy McClure Thinks You May Remember Him From The only thing more absurd than the titles is the fact that this supercut has somehow only now come into existence. Way to put things off, cyberweb.]]> http://iwatchstuff.com/2013/06/all-the-things-troy-mcclure-thinks-you-m.php http://iwatchstuff.com/2013/06/all-the-things-troy-mcclure-thinks-you-m.php supercut the simpsons Tue, 18 Jun 2013 11:22:27 -0800 Ryan Reynolds Will Not Be Your Highlander Anymore It seems X-Men Origins: Wolverine will mark the end of Ryan Reynolds brief career of swordplay and beheading in rotten movies. TheWrap reports Reynolds has dropped out of Summit's Highlander remake, leaving the studio with absolutely no one willing to be involved in this thing. Director Juan Carlos Fresnadillo previously left the remake in November over the usual "creative differences," while, a year before, Justin Lin walked away to concentrate on watching Vin Diesel drive. Despite these setbacks, the project is still said to be moving forward, and it will go into production just as soon as anyone at all will sign on and not be Christopher Lambert in a fake beard.]]> http://iwatchstuff.com/2013/06/ryan-reynolds-will-not-be-your-highlande.php http://iwatchstuff.com/2013/06/ryan-reynolds-will-not-be-your-highlande.php highlander movie news ryan reynolds summit Tue, 18 Jun 2013 09:48:02 -0800 James Franco Also Wants Some Internet Money Briefly turning his gaze outward onto the unwashed, un-Franco masses, James Franco is looking to the internet to support his next film venture and help him not have to dip too far into the Oz "fun money."]]> http://iwatchstuff.com/2013/06/james-franco-also-wants-some-internet-mo.php http://iwatchstuff.com/2013/06/james-franco-also-wants-some-internet-mo.php james franco kickstarter movie news Tue, 18 Jun 2013 08:03:20 -0800 'Sin City: A Dame To Kill For' Delayed Nearly a Year Robert Rodriguez's long-delayed Sin City sequel, A Dame To Kill For, is giving you even more time to finally just read the comics. ComingSoon reports the film has been pushed back nearly a year, moving from its early October release date to August 22 of next year. No reason was given for the move, but it may well have something to do with Rodriguez's Machete Kills already opening this fall. A season can only hold so many digitally-stylized babes and weathered faces.]]> http://iwatchstuff.com/2013/06/sin-city-a-dame-to-kill-for-delayed-near.php http://iwatchstuff.com/2013/06/sin-city-a-dame-to-kill-for-delayed-near.php movie news sin city: a dame to kill for Tue, 18 Jun 2013 07:19:38 -0800 Disney's 'Frozen' Teaser: Experience the Chill of Facial Mutilation The latest animated feature from Disney, Frozen features the voice of Kristen Bell in the story of a girl's adventure putting an end to an eternal winter caused by her Snow Queen sister. It also features a seemingly-disabled character, panicked about the very real fear of his face being eaten off by a wild animal. Here's that part:]]> http://iwatchstuff.com/2013/06/disneys-frozen-teaser-experience-the-chi.php http://iwatchstuff.com/2013/06/disneys-frozen-teaser-experience-the-chi.php disney frozen movie trailer Tue, 18 Jun 2013 06:51:30 -0800 Loki Not Returning To Get Smashed Around More in 'Avengers 2' Joss Whedon has confirmed that The Avengers 2 will not see Loki fully rehabilitated and ready to party with all his new best friends. Loki won't be in there at all, in fact. Speaking to Empire, the writer-director explained that he fears the inclusion of Loki would just have everyone waiting for the character to finally spout his hilarious catchphrase, saying:
"Everyone is going to be looking for the Loki-Hulk smash moment and you'll be looking for [a "mewling quim" moment]. First of all, imitating what I did before is the surest way to do it not as well. Second of all, Loki's not there to say those terrible things."
You're right about that, Whedon. But since it increasingly seems the reason Loki is there is to sit around in a transparent prison cell, maybe he could still come back for some gritty, Oz-style intros?]]> http://iwatchstuff.com/2013/06/loki-not-returning-to-get-smashed-around.php http://iwatchstuff.com/2013/06/loki-not-returning-to-get-smashed-around.php joss whedon movie news Mon, 17 Jun 2013 15:00:22 -0800 Sony's Already Planning a Couple More Spider-Men While there's still almost a year until the next Spider-Man film hits theaters, unsurprisingly, Sony is already planning how they will continue making money off these things as fast as they possibly can. Without mentioning if the fourth one will just be another reboot, the studio today announced two more Spider-Man films to follow The Amazing Spider-Man 2 at a rate of every other year. The third is scheduled for June 10, 2016, with the next arriving less than two years later, May 4, 2018. I can't wait to see if Sally Field starts dating again!]]> http://iwatchstuff.com/2013/06/sonys-already-planning-a-couple-more-spi.php http://iwatchstuff.com/2013/06/sonys-already-planning-a-couple-more-spi.php amazing spider-man movie news sony Mon, 17 Jun 2013 12:50:52 -0800 Jennifer Lopez Expands Acting/Music/Clothing/Perfume Empire into Mining Jennifer Lopez has found a new acting project to make up for how you've already forgotten about Parker. She's reportedly joining Antonio Banderas, Martin Sheen, and Rodrigo Santoro in The 33, Patricia Riggen's film about those Chilean miners who got trapped underground in 2010. Sheen has just signed on to play a father, while Banderas will play the miner frontman who earned the nickname "Super Mario." JLo will be the sexy miner.]]> http://iwatchstuff.com/2013/06/jennifer-lopez-expands-actingmusicclothi.php http://iwatchstuff.com/2013/06/jennifer-lopez-expands-actingmusicclothi.php casting jennifer lopez martin sheen movie news the 33 Mon, 17 Jun 2013 11:23:21 -0800 'Touchy Feely' Trailer: Massaging, But No Touching Born from a cocktail of red wine, Ellen Page, hand-clappy music, and a smattering of various social anxieties, Humpday writer-director Lynn Shelton's latest indie dramedy is a potent one indeed. Shelton's Your Sister's Sister co-star Rosemarie Dewitt leads as a massage therapist whose career and relationship with boyfriend Scoot McNairy become endangered when she finally realizes that human skin is pretty gross to be rubbing all the time. Page, Allison Janney, Ron Livingston, and Josh Pais fill out the cast to add in elements of familial love triangle, dentistry, and additional massaging, because a film can never have enough masseuses. Here's the trailer:]]> http://iwatchstuff.com/2013/06/touchy-feely-trailer-massaging-but-no-to.php http://iwatchstuff.com/2013/06/touchy-feely-trailer-massaging-but-no-to.php allison janney ellen page josh pais lynn shelton movie ron livingston rosemarie dewitt touchy feely trailer Mon, 17 Jun 2013 10:39:42 -0800 'Where's the F#@%ing Money?!?!' Supercut Really Wants Its Money Much to Time-Warner Cable's delight, a living, screaming manifestation of demanding payment has finally arrived in editor Zach Prewitt's "Where's The F#@%ing Money?!?!" supercut. Have a watch below, but maybe not at work, because these guys really want their fucking money.]]> http://iwatchstuff.com/2013/06/wheres-the-fing-money-supercut-really-wa.php http://iwatchstuff.com/2013/06/wheres-the-fing-money-supercut-really-wa.php supercut Mon, 17 Jun 2013 09:42:50 -0800