May 04, 2006
If you've jumped on the bandwagon of ironically liking Snakes on a Plane, enjoy the teaser poster to discuss in the coffeehouse. To create it, artists cleverly added wings to the poster for Viper Dildos IV.
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X-Men 3 Danger Room Interior
It's been a while since there's been any interesting new shots from X-Men: The Last Stand, but I thought this one showing the mechanics of the danger room offered up something new. Mostly because I didn't realize the danger room could replicate the backdrop to my 4th grade school picture.
Casino Royale Teaser Trailer: Official and English
A few days ago, a French, poor quality version of the Casino Royale trailer turned up. In response, the studio has finally released a better version on Moviefone. Unfortunately, the content is still just as boring in English as it was in French. Still no word on when they'll release the version that replaces this troglodyte with a human actor.
Superman Returns Trailer
With just under two months until the film's release, the trailer for Superman Returns has hit the Internet. Director Bryan Singer really pulls the stops on this one, giving us all the big, iconic shots you'd hope for in a Superman movie. We're talking the majestic Fortress of Solitude, Superman jumping amazing heights, drifitng above the great glowing globe of the Daily Planet, floating through space, bullets ricocheting off his chest, throwing animals at targets, rolling around in pushpins, yelling at statues, kissing makeup ads, bashfully hiding erections with his cape, twisting the heads off infants, and even flying! If you don't believe me, you'll just have to watch it yourself.
Pirates of the Caribbean 2 Trailer
When the thrill of fawning over your Johnny Depp poster wears off, take a look at the trailer to Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest. The film sees the return of stars Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom, and Keira Knightley, but I've got a feeling the main draw for many is going to be this fella with the octopus for a head. Through the captaining of a ship and playing a piano with his tentacles, he creates a strong role model and provides some interesting employment ideas for those of us who grew up under power lines.
Ben Affleck to Captain a Star Trek?
The newest rumor regarding the J.J. Abrams led Star Trek film is that Ben Affleck is in talks to play the lead. Though Abrams has said word that the project will feature a young Kirk and Spock is unfounded, speculation has already grown that Affleck will play the famous captain:
Some others had heard that Ben has also been talking to Paramount about possibly playing a lead role in a new Star Trek film from J.J Abrams. If it comes off, he's apparently playing the hero. Don't know if that's Captain Kirk or some other nameless male protagonist...but that's the gist of it.
I wouldn't be surprised if this is true--at least that he'll be in the film, if not as Captain Kirk. It's been widely known that in the 60's, just behind the U.S. and Russia, the Douchebags had been mounting a strong, yet secretive, run at space. It only makes sense Ben Affleck would lead their eventual victory.
