May 05, 2006
Homo Erectus Features Babes

When the director of Detroit Rock City announces that he's making a caveman comedy called Homo Erectus that features David Carradine and Ron Jeremy, it's only logical that there would be some questioning of the legitimacy of the picture. Those nay-sayers will certainly be quieted now that this image was released. Nothing screams legitimacy like a pack of sexy, nearly-naked, cavewomen blowing fire.
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Where the Wild Things Are Voices Cast
There are still no peaks at the creatures in Spike Jonze's big-screen adaptation of Where the Wild Things Are, but they have at least announced who will be providing the voices of the beasts:
A diverse group of vocal talents, including Academy Award winner Benicio Del Toro, Michael Berry Jr., Paul Dano, Tom Noonan, Catherine O'Hara, Forest Whitaker and Michelle Williams, has been recruited to provide the voices of the titular characters in writer-director Spike Jonze's adaptation of Maurice Sendak's classic children's book "Where the Wild Things Are."
Some interesting choices in the mix, particularly Benicio Del Toro. His involvement virtually guarantees that after stoned college kids see the film for a freak-out, their thoughts will turn to watching Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas even faster than they already would have.

If you've jumped on the bandwagon of ironically liking Snakes on a Plane, enjoy the teaser poster to discuss in the coffeehouse. To create it, artists cleverly added wings to the poster for Viper Dildos IV.
X-Men 3 Danger Room Interior

It's been a while since there's been any interesting new shots from X-Men: The Last Stand, but I thought this one showing the mechanics of the danger room offered up something new. Mostly because I didn't realize the danger room could replicate the backdrop to my 4th grade school picture.
Casino Royale Teaser Trailer: Official and English
A few days ago, a French, poor quality version of the Casino Royale trailer turned up. In response, the studio has finally released a better version on Moviefone. Unfortunately, the content is still just as boring in English as it was in French. Still no word on when they'll release the version that replaces this troglodyte with a human actor.
Superman Returns Trailer
With just under two months until the film's release, the trailer for Superman Returns has hit the Internet. Director Bryan Singer really pulls the stops on this one, giving us all the big, iconic shots you'd hope for in a Superman movie. We're talking the majestic Fortress of Solitude, Superman jumping amazing heights, drifitng above the great glowing globe of the Daily Planet, floating through space, bullets ricocheting off his chest, throwing animals at targets, rolling around in pushpins, yelling at statues, kissing makeup ads, bashfully hiding erections with his cape, twisting the heads off infants, and even flying! If you don't believe me, you'll just have to watch it yourself.


