April 07, 2006
Sharon Stone Directing Basic Instinct 3?
After Basic Instinct 2 opened at 10th, a spot below The Shaggy Dog, I can't imagine anyone would possibly fund another. But my current favorite crazy, Sharon Stone, is sure hoping so. The nutcase has said that there's already a script, and she's set to direct:
There's a script for the next part of the story - but I would like to direct it rather than star in it. It will be filmed in the UK again as the setting is more intense and gritty.
I guess it's like they say, "if you can't convince them to constantly show your open, wating vagina, just do it yourself, so you can show all the sweet old lady hoo-hah you want."
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The Da Vinci Code Poster
A new one-sheet for Ron Howard's adaptation of The Da Vinci Code has been released, showing off stars Tom Hanks and Audrey Tautou. I hope you like it, because if you ever somehow become a Terminator, everything will look like this.
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby Poster
Columbia Pictures has shown the new poster for the August 4 release of Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby. With Adam McKay and Will Ferrell, the minds behind Anchorman involved, along with the addition of John C. Reilly and Sacha Baron Cohen, this is the NASCAR film I'll be looking forward to this summer. Unless another one comes out that exposes how racers are coating their tires with ground-up babies for extra speed, because someone needs to crack NASCAR's dirty little secret.
X-Men: The Last Stand Television Spots
The handsome Latinos at Latino Review have scored the three new television spots for X-Men 3, for those who forgot to tape American Idol, House M.D. and ESPN (in general). After watching all three, I've created what I believe will be the definitive plot summary of the third film:
Magneto goes to the woods.
A bridge falls.
Angel shows off how he has wings.
The X-Men stand in a row.
Juggernaut runs through a wall.
Some mutants make out.
Something explodes while Wolverine smokes.
I'm wondering how many times they're going to show that shot of Wolverine smoking with the explosion behind him. Probably until I stop reacting with, "Motherfucker! Did everyone see that sweet explosion? That shit was blowing up! And Wolverine was still all cool-like, just chillin' with a cigar! He knows what's up. That shit is tiiiiiiight." Then I make sound effects of explosions and his claws coming out for the rest of the night.
Pan's Labyrinth Stills
Dark Horizons has posted some new shots from Guillermo Del Toro's horror flick, Pan's Labyrinth, and it still looks creepy as hell. Except for this guy with the horns, who seems kind of apologetic. While the freak with the eyes on his hands is freaking people out, this guy's busy trying to make amends. "Hey, I'm sorry about my friend, guys. He gets this way when he drinks. And by 'this way,' I mean this way."
Charlotte's Web Teaser Trailer
A teaser trailer has been released for the big screen adaptation of the classic E.B. White children's book Charlotte's Web. Since it's just a teaser, not a lot is revealed, but you do get a look at the starring animals and the famous voices lent to them, including Julia Roberts, Robert Redford, and my darling Oprah. Sadly, missing from the trailer was my personal favorite talking animal, Kirstie Alley.
