March 06, 2006
Even More Superman Returns
As the release of Superman Returns grows closer, it seems like they're releasing an absurd amount of images. It's to the point where if you don't want to see the movie, you can just caption the images and get the entire plot in the form of Family Circus comics. Superhero Hype has the latest batch, consisting mostly of shots of Clark Kent on the job. They're really doing a good job of making this movie look more exciting as time goes on. Because the cool parts of Superman aren't the heroic feats, but how he wears glasses and reads over people's shoulders sometimes.
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Rocky Balboa Teaser Trailer
Listen up, ladies, this teaser's for you. Rocky Balboa has some sage wisdom on relationships for you, and it's all in this trailer. Quoth the boxer, "It ain't about how hard you hit. It's about how hard you can get hit." And you know he means it. You can see it in his eyes.
UPDATE: It looks like it was taken down for copyright reasons. Just imagine this shot of his eyes with him rambling some bullshit and you'll get the gist of it.
Academy Awards Winners
I hope you caught the 78th Annual Academy Awards last night, because it was the best event to ever happen in all of history. Finally, something that recognizes how amazing celebrities are! But, if for some absurd reason you had to miss it, here are the major winners, along with my grandma's initial reactions.
Best Actor in a Leading Role: Philip Seymour Hoffman for Capote
Grandma: (Still referring to nominee, Joaquin Phoenix) "How would you spell that? Joaquin...Joaquin Phoenix. I just don't understand how that's a name."
Best Actress in a Leading Role: Reese Witherspooon for Walk the Line
Grandma: "Grandma used to look like Reese Witherspoons."
Best Actor in a Supporting Role: George Clooney for Syriana
Grandma: "Didn't see it. Wish I'd seen him. Very handsome man. Good-looking man."
Best Actress in a Supporting Role: Rachel Weisz for The Constant Gardener
Grandma: (Asleep)
Best Director: Ang Lee for Brokeback Mountain
Grandma: "They give them to 'orientals' now?"
Best Picture: Crash
Grandma: "I don't think I took my meds today."
Superman in the Daily Planet
Yet another new Superman Returns picture has surfaced, this one showing the Man of Steel on a Daily Planet newspaper, asking where the hero has gone. What I like about the news story in the picture is that it has this huge headline, but really it's not breaking news. Usually you'd reserve this kind of thing for "WORLD WAR II BEGINS!" or something like that. In this case, the story is just, "Hey, hasn't it been a while since we've seen Superman? You know, the guy with the spit-curl? Haven't seen him in a spell. It's been at least a few months. How about that?" Tomorrow's headline is probably, "Remember when slap bracelets were cool? What's the deal?"
Also, if you look closely, you can see Jimmy Olsen in the glass, taking a photo of the photo. That's way meta, dude.
Superman Returns Jimmy Olson Photo
Superhero Hype has managed to get their hands on a new shot of Sam Huntington as Jimmy Olsen in the upcoming Superman Returns. This particular shot is from the scene in the movie where Jimmy realizes Meg Ryan is at the desk behind him, and he needs to decide is she's too old or still "bangable."
Casino Royale Photos
Over here, they've posted some new pictures from the set of Casino Royale, showing the look of James Bond, James Bond Girl, and James Bond Car, all together for the first time. After rumors of casting problems and a public outcry against Daniel Craig playing 007, there were some that doubted if this whole thing would work out at all. I'm happy to report that after seeing these images, I'm sure skeptics will finally see that Craig can pull-off standing awkwardly next to a car, looking schlumpy.
