February 09, 2006
Will There Be A Beetlejuice 2?
A man at a Disneyland restaurant saw Michael Keaton this past weekend. Seeing that Keaton was "laughing and stuff" with his family, he thought this the perfect time to interrupt him to ask him some things and send it to IESB. Keaton revealed he has a role in Robert Rodriguez's upcoming Project Terror, then both dispelled and created some rumors:
I think I read here once that he was rumored to be playing The Joker in the next Batman movie so I asked him about it. He said that's a 'wonderful idea' but there's 'no way'. The 'new Batman films are separated from the old Batman films', he said. So I asked no chance of you playing Batman again? He said 'No, but there's a big chance you'll see me in another Beetlejuice again'. I asked when....he said 'When Tim Burton finishes the script and when everyone is available at the same time'.
Even if this guy did see Michael Keaton at Disneyland, I'm not so sure I buy into this Beetlejuice sequel. It doesn't seem to me like something Burton would do. I imagine Keaton was saying anything just to get rid of this guy, which would also explain his mention of a role in, "Get the Hell Away From Me and My Family, You Freak." Doesn't that star Harrison Ford?
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Nativity Gets a Director
Since the Bible proved itself a bit of a "cash cow" with The Passion of the Christ, New Line quickly bought the rights to Mike Rich's script, Nativity, which focuses on the B.C. life of the Virgin Mary:
Rich's script covers the two-year period in Mary and Joseph's life culminating in their departure from Nazareth and 100-mile journey to Bethlehem for the birth of Jesus.
Now, in a recent development, Catherine Hardwicke, director of Lords of Dogtown and Thirteen has been picked to helm the project. I don't think I'm alone when I say she needs to take this in a completely different direction than The Passion of the Christ. Gibson wanted everything so authentic-- it's boring. I think the language thing alone scared off a lot of people. I'm not saying change the story, just add some dinosaurs. Not as main characters or anything, just kind of wandering around so you can say, "Hey, is that a dinosaur back there? I think that's a T-Rex behind the Blessed Virgin." Maybe have a few get their jaws torn open, like in King Kong. And at the end, when she gives birth, maybe Jesus comes out smoking a cigar.
Preview Flushed Away
Over on the official Flushed Away site there's a sneak peek at the new film by Aardman. The all computer-generated film, featuring the voice talents of Hugh Jackman, Kate Winslet, and Ian McKellan, is a slight departure for the company, better known for their claymation adventures of Wallace and Gromit. The plot focuses on a rich, upper-crust rat who suddenly finds he must adapt to the real world after falling in a toilet, a story sadly similar to Paris Hilton's.
Seriously, though, this looks like it might have some charm. With the talented boys at Aardman working on it, this might just be the movie I'll carelessly leave a child at this year. Or at least one of the movies.
Which Freddy to Choose?
In a recent interview with Bloody Disgusting, Robert Englund revealed the status of another Freddy movie, saying:
New Line is committed to making at least one more Freddy movie. They have commissioned both a prequel and "Freddy vs. Jason vs. Michael Myers." No word on which one they will actually make or when.
Hmm, which is more appealing? Or perhaps the better question is, should they be written on shit or with shit? I'd say both, but I worry you'd lose some readability.
Rambo Coming Soon
The latest Sylvester Stallone rumor is that after Rocky 6, which already sounds like a stellar concept, he'll star in and possibly write and direct Rambo IV, saying:
It'll be back to back. After I am done with Rocky, I'll go straight with Rambo.
What's with Stallone making all these sequels to the glories of his youth? What's next, a movie recounting his prom night? There's only so long a man pushing sixty can remain a convincing killing machine. This guy needs to get over Rambo and Rocky and get back to whatever other movies he may have made. I think there was one about a cop city.
Neopets: The Movie
Warner Bros. has commissioned Rob Lieber to write a script based on NeoPets, which is to be made into an all CG animated film.
Producers are keeping the concept and logline for the NeoPets project under tight wraps. Created in 1991, NeoPets is tracked by millions of kids who log on to take care of their own virtual pets, as well as follow storylines about other pets who populate Neopia.
I still don't really know what a NeoPet is, but the deal makes sense from the website's perspective, since this will be a great way to introduce the site to kids who don't know about it, so that they can then beat-up and mock those kids that do.
