February 08, 2006
Which Freddy to Choose?
In a recent interview with Bloody Disgusting, Robert Englund revealed the status of another Freddy movie, saying:
New Line is committed to making at least one more Freddy movie. They have commissioned both a prequel and "Freddy vs. Jason vs. Michael Myers." No word on which one they will actually make or when.
Hmm, which is more appealing? Or perhaps the better question is, should they be written on shit or with shit? I'd say both, but I worry you'd lose some readability.
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Rambo Coming Soon
The latest Sylvester Stallone rumor is that after Rocky 6, which already sounds like a stellar concept, he'll star in and possibly write and direct Rambo IV, saying:
It'll be back to back. After I am done with Rocky, I'll go straight with Rambo.
What's with Stallone making all these sequels to the glories of his youth? What's next, a movie recounting his prom night? There's only so long a man pushing sixty can remain a convincing killing machine. This guy needs to get over Rambo and Rocky and get back to whatever other movies he may have made. I think there was one about a cop city.
Neopets: The Movie
Warner Bros. has commissioned Rob Lieber to write a script based on NeoPets, which is to be made into an all CG animated film.
Producers are keeping the concept and logline for the NeoPets project under tight wraps. Created in 1991, NeoPets is tracked by millions of kids who log on to take care of their own virtual pets, as well as follow storylines about other pets who populate Neopia.
I still don't really know what a NeoPet is, but the deal makes sense from the website's perspective, since this will be a great way to introduce the site to kids who don't know about it, so that they can then beat-up and mock those kids that do.
Lincoln Won't Be Shot
Steven Spielberg's next project, an Abraham Lincoln biopic, was set to shoot this summer with Liam Neeson starring, but a recent report from Hollywood Elsewhere claims the picture has been put on hold indefinitely.
Does this mean that Spielberg is shifting his attention to Indiana Jones 4 instead? It seems like a good sign. But before we get excited, let's not forget the plight of Liam, who now lost a plum role, and who had probably already purchased a top hat in preparation. Depending on where he bought it, their policies, and if he saved the receipt, he may now be stuck owning a top hat. For God's sake, where is he going to wear a top hat?
Martin To Play Gaye
After years of struggling to get it off-the-ground, a film about Motown legend Marvin Gaye is finally in the works, with Jesse L. Martin set to star in the title role.
The movie chronicles the final years of Gaye, who, after years of battling drugs and having parted ways with Motown, exiled himself to Europe. There, he was rescued by promoter Freddy Cousaert, who helped Gaye record his biggest-selling album, "Midnight Love," which produced Gaye's monster comeback hit, "Sexual Healing." Gaye's life was cut short the day before his 45th birthday in 1984, when his father killed him.
Martin is known to many by his role on the series Law & Order, so Gaye's murder will likely be investigated by a young, good-looking detective and an older, wise-cracking one.
Bateman Joins Emporium
Jason Bateman now is set to star alongside Natalie Portman and Dustin Hoffman in Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium. The film, written and directed by Zach Helm, focused on a depressed toy store employee (Portman) who is left the store upon the owner's death, with Bateman playing an accountant hired to appraise the establishment. This is the first feature role for Bateman since Fox failed to renew Arrested Development, opening up his schedule for other projects. With Bateman taking on larger roles, it has improved the chances for me to see the trilogy-ending sequel I've been waiting nearly twenty years for: Adult Wolf.
