February 13, 2006
Talladega Nights Trailer
The trailer for Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby is now up on Sony's site. It's another collaboration between Will Ferrell and Adam McKay, the same creative team of Anchorman, so you'd think it should be pretty good, but the trailer didn't really sell me. Hopefully, the actual movie will be funnier, because frankly, it needs to be funny. The day NASCAR stops being funny is the day the rednecks have won. The day they've finally completed their exhaustive agenda... The day they got-r-done.
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Bryan Singer Still Logan's Running
While promoting Superman Returns this weekend, Bryan Singer dropped a reminder that he's still going to remake Logan's Run with his Usual Suspects co-writer, Christopher McQuarrie:
I'm taking concepts in the book and the movie, the 1976 movie, and some of my own concepts and merging them together for my interpretation. That's as best as I can say. It takes place in a unique environment, one we haven't seen in a movie before. In a mainstream movie before. ... If we do that, it would happen soon. It would happen as early as this year, the end of this year. I guess it would be for ... When would Logan's Run be for? ... 2008.
Though I can't remember if I actually like Logan's Run, or just the robot in it that keeps talking about protein from the sea, I'm definitely excited that Bryan Singer is remaking it.
For those that don't know, Logan's Run describes a distyopian future where the people are euthanized at the age of 21, or in the film version, 30. Let's hope Singer is smart enough to keep the age upped over 21; sci-fi nerds will never get behind a fictional society where they'd never lose their virginity.
World Trade Center Teaser Poster
Here's the teaser poster to Oliver Stone's upcoming 9/11 film, World Trade Center. I worry people "won't get it." With just the title and the giant silhouettes of the World Trade Center-- is it to subtle? Maybe there should be a cartoon Osama bin Laden dressed like the Red Baron flying an old plane, too. I say just scrap what you've got and start over. Save this one for World Trade Center II.
Mac Joins Philadelphia Department of Recreation
Bernie Mac, the man we know and love for his comedy and having his eyes sometimes look in different directions, will soon be dropping the jokes (retaining the eye thing) for a dramatic turn:
Bernie Mac is in final negotiations to sign on for his first dramatic role, co-starring with Terrence Howard in "PDR" for Lionsgate Films. "PDR," or Philadelphia Department of Recreation, chronicles the real-life story of Jim Ellis (Howard), who in the 1970s transformed a group of troubled inner-city kids into one of the best swim teams in the country.
Is it just me, or is Philadelphia Department of Recreation the worst name possible for a movie? Though I think shortening it to PDR really improves it. It's like yesterday, I found out I had to renew my driver's license. First I was worried I was going to have to go to the stodgy old Department of Motor Vehicles, but it turns out I just have to hop on over to the "DMV." I've never heard of this place, but it sounds like a hot, young hangout, not at all like the Department of Motor Vehicles. I'm really excited about the whole thing. Nearly as excited as seeing a film named after the Philadelphia Department of Recreation.
New X-Men Posters
X-Men: The Last Stand has some new bus shelter posters with super-glam, perfume-ad-style shots of six of the characters. There's Angel, Dark Phoenix, Wolverine, Rogue, A seductive Halle Berry as Storm, and, of course, a blue Rocky Horror-era Meatloaf. These are good enough that they almost make me want to visit a bus shelter to see them in person. If that didn't run the risk of seeing a poor person.
See them all after the jump.
Are We Done Yet?
Ice Cube was set to play the lead in a remake of the 1948 Cary Grant comedy Mr. Blandings Builds His Dream House, and though the picture is still being made, it's now the sequel to Are We There Yet?, titled Are We Done Yet? In some of the most brilliant decision making I've ever witnessed, Revolution Studios realized the film would probably make more money as a sequel to the successful Ice Cube comedy. The story is essentially unchanged, except now the characters are from Are We There Yet? So all of you assholes who bet me that the Ice Cube remake of the 1948 Cary Grant comedy Mr. Blandings Builds His Dream House wouldn't have the characters changed to make it a sequel to Are We There Yet?-- you owe me five dollars.
Honestly, I just look at it like the line from Romeo and Juliet: "What's in a name? That which we call a rose, by any other name would smell as sweet." Except replace the rose parts with "horrible Ice Cube movie."
