February 02, 2006
Dark Crystal Sequel In The Works
The Jim Henson Company has announced that Genndy Tartakovsky, creator of Samurai Jack and Star Wars: The Clone Wars, will direct a sequel to the 1982 fantasy puppet film, The Dark Crystal. The second chapter, titled Power of the Dark Crystal, will take place hundreds of years after the original, following a mysterious girl made of fire who steals a shard of the crystal, hoping to use it to re-ignite the dying sun. I don't know how they're planning on showing this film takes place hundreds of years after the first, but I'd recommend talking to Keith Richards, who's done a stellar job of appearing hundreds of years older.
But you know who's not looking older? That hot female Muppet from the first Dark Crystal. She's still looking like Gwyneth Paltrow hybrid with a cat, which it turns out is exactly what I go for.
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Catherine Zeta-Jones Might Be A Man
If there's one role that's sure to earn critical acclaim (besides playing the mentally challenged), it's playing a transsexual. Surely knowing this, Catherine Zeta-Jones is rumored to be up for a role as transsexual cabaret artist April Ashley, an aristocrat whose marriage to Baron Rowallan was annulled in a landmark case. The article also notes:
Hubby Michael Douglas, meanwhile, once joked that he thought Cath was a "man in drag" when they first met because they didn't kiss until they'd been dating for nine months.
I can't imagine being called a "man in drag" was very appealing to Catherine Zeta-Jones, but I bet Eddie Murphy's little ears sure perked up.
Roland Emmerich To Ruin History
Director Roland Emmerich's prehistoric epic, 10,000 BC, has been picked up by Warner after the studio passed on the successful The Day After Tomorrow. The film follows a young mammoth hunter at the dawn of modern man, and is expected to have a budget of over $100 million.
I really don't care what Emmerich does with this film, as long as he doesn't mess with the continuity of Raquel Welch's One Million Years B.C. It's been sort of my "caveman encyclopedia" for the last few years, so finding out it has inaccuracies would really negate a lot of arguments I've had about dinosaurs.
Gervais Added To Museum
Ricky Gervais, co-creator and star of the British The Office, is the latest addition to the cast of the Ben Stiller comedy Night at the Museum. He will play the uptight museum director, joining Carla Gugino, Kim Raver, Robin Williams, Mickey Rooney and Dick Van Dyke in the film.
The role is a returned favor to Stiller, who appeared in Gervais's Extras last season, while Dick Van Dyke's appearance is an apology to God for making Diagnosis Murder.
Britney Spears on Will & Grace
NBC announced yesterday that Britney Spears will guest star on Will & Grace and play a Christian conservative sidekick to Sean Hayes' character, Jack. The episode will premiere on April 13 which, ironically, is the same date I'll be stabbing myself in the eyes. Coincidence? You be the judge.
Scary Movie 4 Trailer
Yahoo! has the new trailer for Scary Movie 4 and it looks like the typical stuff you've come to expect from movie spoofs. It's nice to see they decided to include Dr. Phil and Shaq though, because I don't think the movie was a big enough joke as it already is. Maybe for Scary Movie 5 they can cast Vanilla Ice and the guy from those Gazelle infomercials.
