December 06, 2005
X3 Teaser Trailer
Apple has the brand new teaser trailer for X3 out and in HD no less. I wish I was excited about this, but after seeing it I felt totally underwhelmed. Juggernaut is 800 lbs too small, Beast looks like a blue troll, and we're all getting sick of Magneto manipulating Wolverine's skeleton. Plus, I was really hoping we'd have some Sentinels this time around.
If I was in charge of this thing, it would have just been a closeup on a Sentinel face with the eyes lighting up, and in a monotone robotic voice, "Destroy all mutants." It doesn't even matter if there are Sentinels in the movie, because it'd be so damn sweet.
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The Fountain Trailer
Apple has an exclusive trailer for Darren Aronofsky's The Fountain. You can't really make much sense of what the plot is about, but considering this guy made Pi and Requiem for a Dream, it's a pretty solid bet that the movie will be good. It's also a pretty solid bet that I have muscles the size of a spaceship!
- The Fountain Trailer [Apple]
Tyra Banks gets fat
The next time you take a drunken stroll through the streets and decide to urinate on the nearest fat woman you see, watch out - that fat woman could be Tyra Banks. She recently went undercover as a 350-pound woman to see what it's like to be obese.
It was one of the most heartbreaking days of my life. I started walking down the street and within 10 seconds, a trio of people looked at me, snickered, looked me right in my eye and started pointing and laughing in my face."
Well I'm sure this is a shocking revelation to all of us. Fat people...are made fun of?! Oh my God?! Since when?! I can't wait for the episode where she discovers that child molesters aren't welcome as preschool teachers and quadriplegics don't win the 100 meter gold.
Jennifer Love Hewitt gets hookery
Jennifer Love Hewitt is getting down and dirty, by starring as a hooker housewife from Texas in a feature based on an article titled "She Had Brains, a Body, and the Ability to Make Men Love Her" that appeared in Texas Monthly magazine. I'm not even sure what that means, but as long as they play up the hooker part and put Jennifer in a bunch of saucy looking outfits, I'm sure this will be the best movie of the year.
- Jennifer Love Hewitt sells her body for sex [Monsters and Critics]
Saw - Rebirth Animated Comic
The official Saw 2 site has an animated comic explaining the Jigsaw Killer's origin and all that fun jazz. Considering the first movie was pretty terrible, I don't know why anybody would even care about this sort of thing. Admirable for the movie company to go the lengths of this, but really nobody's interested. Except for, like, the twelve people that actually did enjoy the first Saw.
- Saw - Rebirth Animated Comic [Official Site]
Lucasfilm's empire is expanding
Lucasfilm has just opened a 3,715 square meter digital animation studio in Singapore and its first release is going to be a TV adapation of its Clone Wars micro series. Give him a few short years and I'm sure George Lucas will own Asia. That's what he does. He takes over continents.
- Lucasfilm extends empire to Singapore [Guardian Unlimited]
