October 05, 2005

Rhona Mitra is on Nip/Tuck

It's hard to imagine that they could actually make Nip/Tuck an even greater show than it already is, but putting in the super hot Rhona Mitra really did the trick. There's something about gorgeous half naked women that really makes for good TV. The only problem with the addition of Rhona is that she makes Kelly Carlson look like a man. To be fair though, pretty much all women look like men when they're standing next to Rhona. Get it? Because she's sexy.

And if you watched tonight, then you'll agree with me that Matt totally had the punch in the face coming. You don't throw your mom around and expect not to get punched in the face. It just comes with the territory, man.

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I Watch Stuff

Do you know what happens when you spend your entire life sitting in front of a screen watching movies and television? Not only do you become ruggedly handsome like me, you also meet lots of pretty women in fancy bars and learn to seduce them with a simple wink of the eye. Plus, your brain grows to be the size of a car and you become smarter than Albert Einstein and Stephen Hawking combined. Yes that's right, a healthy addiction to the moving pictures is the perfect way to get handsome, get women, and get smart.

So sit back, relax, and learn everything about movies and television that I know. Which, ironically, is absolutely nothing.