November 03, 2005
Tyra Banks gets fat
The next time you take a drunken stroll through the streets and decide to urinate on the nearest fat woman you see, watch out - that fat woman could be Tyra Banks. She recently went undercover as a 350-pound woman to see what it's like to be obese.
It was one of the most heartbreaking days of my life. I started walking down the street and within 10 seconds, a trio of people looked at me, snickered, looked me right in my eye and started pointing and laughing in my face."
Well I'm sure this is a shocking revelation to all of us. Fat people...are made fun of?! Oh my God?! Since when?! I can't wait for the episode where she discovers that child molesters aren't welcome as preschool teachers and quadriplegics don't win the 100 meter gold.
November 02, 2005
Jennifer Love Hewitt gets hookery
Jennifer Love Hewitt is getting down and dirty, by starring as a hooker housewife from Texas in a feature based on an article titled "She Had Brains, a Body, and the Ability to Make Men Love Her" that appeared in Texas Monthly magazine. I'm not even sure what that means, but as long as they play up the hooker part and put Jennifer in a bunch of saucy looking outfits, I'm sure this will be the best movie of the year.
- Jennifer Love Hewitt sells her body for sex [Monsters and Critics]
