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'The Canyons' Still Headed to Theaters in All Its Rottenness


Paul Schrader's The Canyons does not look very good. And it stars Lindsay Lohan and a porn star. Also, people have actually made a point of saying how bad it is. Nonetheless that movie is going to be in some theaters. Though it couldn't get into Sundance or SXSW, IFC has reportedly acquired the film to release early this summer, both in cinemas and through video-on-demand. Because obviously no one wants to watch this with a large group of other people who would want to watch this.

  • January 23, 2013
    If you were looking forward to seeing Lindsay Lohan naked in The Canyons, I'm sorry, but you're just going to have to continue with your current go-to naked Lindsay Lohan sources, because no one is going to show this movie. At least not in a festival, where it would have to be ... / Continue →
  • October 9, 2012
    Are Linday Lohan's Lifetime Original Movie and Scary Movie 5 cameo somehow going to be the less campy of her so-called comeback efforts? It sort of seems like it from this first look at Paul Schrader and writer Bret Easton Ellis's The Canyons, which for some reason takes the sh... / Continue →
  • May 15, 2013
    - Michelle Williams and Joel Edgerton are reportedly attached to star in a remake of the 2009 Italian film The Double Hour. Maria Full of Grace's Joshua Marston is writing and directing the psychological thriller, which will see the stars playing a couple who fall victim to a d... / Continue →
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