Paul Schrader's The Canyons does not look very good. And it stars Lindsay Lohan and a porn star. Also, people have actually made a point of saying how bad it is. Nonetheless that movie is going to be in some theaters. Though it couldn't get into Sundance or SXSW, IFC has reportedly acquired the film to release early this summer, both in cinemas and through video-on-demand. Because obviously no one wants to watch this with a large group of other people who would want to watch this.