Just in time for celebrating commercialized, painfully-scripted romance, here's a new trailer for Twilight author Stephenie Meyer's latest commercialized, painfully-scripted romance, The Host.
In case you've forgotten since the last trailer, the Andrew Niccol's adaptation involves a human resistance fighting against invading alien brain parasites that take over human bodies, and give them pretty eyes. Saoirse Ronan plays a recently taken-over girl whose will proves surprisingly resistant against the would-be brain invader. The reason for her strength? Her undying love of a bro who, as you'll see in this trailer, is not so turned off by her being possessed by an alien--his rationale being, "still her body." No matter who is in control of it, dude will always get with that body. Romance!
Stephenie Meyer has more stories in her than Halloween-themed semi-erotica, you guys. She also wrote The Host, about some alien "Souls" that invade Earth by taking over human brains. It's like the Star Trek: TNG with the parasitic freaks, or the Futurama with the brain slugs, e... / Continue →
Though Stephenie Meyer's Twilight saga is drawing to a close, fear not, the author is not leaving us without some thinly-realized teen romance draped limply over genre fiction. Having written all the erotic passages she could about sparkling skin, Meyer has moved on to sparklin... / Continue →
Twilight may be the Stephenie Meyer series that gets the bulk of your tattoo focus, but it's apparently not her only brainchild we're going to be seeing represented in theaters. Andrew Niccol has written an adaptation of Meyer's non-vampirey The Host, and Hanna star Saoirse Ron... / Continue →