The Lonely Island's Motherlover meets Skinemax melodrama meets a grossly-convoluted "I did your mom" insult in Two Mothers, a film that stars Naomi Watts and Robin Wright as isolated, forsaken moms with needs like anyone else, leading them to the obvious solution of just fucking each other's sons. Here's a trailer to help you figure out if that is very gross, sort of sexy, or just vaguely disconcerting for reasons that aren't exactly moral but are still telling you you definitely shouldn't do that.
We'll have to wait for the film to hit theaters before learning the rest of their findings on the viability of mother-son sex-swapping partner relationships. In the meantime, everyone just stay out of each other's mothers. Especially mine.
Ut oh, Liam Neeson, you've got some competition in the "British/Jedi dad searching for his family in a foreign land" department. Here's the trailer for The Impossible, starring Ewan McGregor as a patriarch using his particular set of skills to hunt down his abducted child and w... / Continue →
In Dream House, Daniel Craig plays a father of two and husband of Rachel Weisz who, through some loitering goths, comes to learn some disturbing news about his new home: a mother and two children were murdered in there, and the killer is still on the loose! Why didn't his RE/MA... / Continue →