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'Eden' Trailer Shows What Happens When Liam Neeson Is Not Your Father

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Offering up another clever new spin on the Taken formula, Eden takes the premise of a teenage girl kidnapped into sex slavery and asks, "Hey, what if instead of Liam Neeson fucking shit up, it turns out Jamie Chung has some other dad who is presumably not Liam Neeson, and does not have a particular set of fucking-shit-up skills, so she's just stuck in this sex warehouse run by Beau Bridges?" Not as fun of a movie, it turns out! Have a look:

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