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'Die Hard' Still Unwilling To Die


Your weekend box office:

1. A Good Day To Die Hard - $25 million was a weaker opening than what Live Free or Die Hard made six years ago--nearly as low as Die Hard 3's 1995 numbers--but the fact that it already made another $79.6 million abroad hints that, yeah, John McClane is probably going say "yippee-ki-yay" again. Probably in China.

2. Identity Thief - $23.4 million, enjoying a solid second weekend as Valentine's Day romance stirred interest in the film's themes of taking a man's name and ruining his life.

3. Safe Haven - $21.4 million. Because nothing says Valentine's Day like watching a Nicholas Sparks romance alongside a very special dimwit who seems to enjoy those.

4. Escape from Planet Earth - $16 million for what was apparently a cartoon that came out?

5. Warm Bodies - $9 million, pushing Beautiful Creatures out of the top five as zombies proved the superior romantic-interest over witches in this weekend's Which Halloween Costume Archetype Will Make Us Horniest?

Weekend Box Office Results [Box Office Mojo]

  • May 13, 2013
    Your weekend box office: 1. Iron Man 3 - $72.5 million, holding off Baz Luhrmann's new release to remain America's most important literary adaptation. 2. The Great Gatsby - $51 million, a strong debut despite its failing to take out last week's leader. It should hold up reaso... / Continue →
  • May 6, 2013
    Your weekend box office: 1. Iron Man 3 - $175.3 million, making for the second-biggest opening ever behind The Avengers. People love Gwyneth Paltrow movies! 2. Pain and Gain - $7.6 million, once again proving The Rock to be our closest equivalent to a guy in an inhumanly-powe... / Continue →
  • April 29, 2013
    While Iron Man 3 was out making $195 million overseas this weekend, here's what happened in the domestic box office: 1. Pain and Gain - $20 million. It's a weak opening by Michael Bay standards, but lucky for Michael Bay, he doesn't really worry all that much about standards. ... / Continue →
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