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Weekend Box Office: Arnold's Comeback Didn't Go So Well

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Your weekend box office:

1. Mama - $28 million, minus all the royalties that had to be paid out to Vicki Lawrence.

2. Zero Dark Thirty - $17.6 million, giving recent Golden Globe winner Jessica Chastain the top two films of the weekend as America catches Chastain Fever, killing many of the non-inoculated young and elderly.

3. Silver Linings Playbook - $11.4 million, climbing up from the tenth spot as the film spread to nationwide release. Now the country can fairly, truly judge if the better actor is Daniel Day-Lewis or Limitless star Bradley Cooper.

4. Gangster Squad - "$9.1 million," muttered Ryan Gosling, using some kind of old-fashioney voice of his own invention.

5. Broken City - $9 million. Man, that city was so broken, you guys! As is Schwarzenegger's acting career: his so-called comeback film The Last Stand opened in tenth with just $6.3 million.

Weekend Box Office Results [Box Office Mojo]

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    Your weekend box office: 1. Iron Man 3 - $72.5 million, holding off Baz Luhrmann's new release to remain America's most important literary adaptation. 2. The Great Gatsby - $51 million, a strong debut despite its failing to take out last week's leader. It should hold up reaso... / Continue →
  • May 6, 2013
    Your weekend box office: 1. Iron Man 3 - $175.3 million, making for the second-biggest opening ever behind The Avengers. People love Gwyneth Paltrow movies! 2. Pain and Gain - $7.6 million, once again proving The Rock to be our closest equivalent to a guy in an inhumanly-powe... / Continue →
  • April 29, 2013
    While Iron Man 3 was out making $195 million overseas this weekend, here's what happened in the domestic box office: 1. Pain and Gain - $20 million. It's a weak opening by Michael Bay standards, but lucky for Michael Bay, he doesn't really worry all that much about standards. ... / Continue →
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