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Tyler Perry's 'Tyler Perry's Temptation: Confessions of a Marriage Counselor' Trailer

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Tyler Perry's truest temptation, long thought to be the siren song of Madea's "heller" begging him to swathe himself in the warm, motherly embrace of her rubbery skin, is revealed to actually be a muscley social media entrepreneur in Tyler Perry's Temptation: Confessions of a Marriage Counselor.

As it turns out, the film focuses on not a lustful Perry but the other, less stupidly-rich titular character, a marriage counselor whose own marriage is on the rocks thanks to her husband's growing apathy, the arrival of a wealthy suitor, and Tyler Perry's keen understanding of irony. Here's the first trailer, featuring Jurnee Smollett-Bell, the expected heavy-handed melodrama, the largest number of sexy candles to ever surround a bathtub outside a '90s R&B video, and brief appearances by Kim Kardashian, Vanessa Williams, and Brandy, because who can resist the temptation of that trio? Not Tyler Perry, that's for fuckin' sure.

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