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'Scary Movie 5' Trailer: Here's Some More of That

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While Marlon Wayans has moved on to explore his own, more personal vision of fart jokes with his horror-parody side project A Haunted House, the Weinstein Company continues to play with the Scary Movie name and a replacement band for the upcoming Scary Movie 5. Both provide the smooth sounds of slapstick played over Paranormal Activity beats, but while Haunted House has the classic vocals of Wayans screaming, only the Scary Movie brand had the cachet to attract guest tracks featuring the shrieking of Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan, so keep that in mind when you're deciding where to spend your yearly horror spoof allotment. Don't worry: both involve some testicle gags, so no matter which you pick, you've already won.

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