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New 'Lone Ranger' Trailer: Johnny Depp Talks to a Horse, Buries People


Well, a Step Brothers sequel continues to elude us, but by the looks of this latest trailer, Armie Hammer, Johnny Depp, and director Gore Verbinski will be providing some surprising consolation with The Lone Ranger. Like Step Brothers, it seems this too involves a mentally-deranged man burying another, only for the thought-dead one to come back to life; then they become best friends and wear funny hats and masks. Sadly, unlike Step Brothers, Lone Ranger and Tonto do not appear to invoke boats nor hoes. Just trains. So much train.

  • October 3, 2012
    The first trailer for Disney's re-imagining of The Lone Ranger is here. If you like seeing Johnny Depp with a bird on his head, you are going to like it quite a bit. But if you like trains, oh man, you are going to be best friends with this thing. You and this trailer are going... / Continue →
  • October 1, 2012
    Well, we won't be seeing Johnny Depp in a Wes Anderson film, but we sure will see him wearing a bird like a hat. Here are some further reminders of that in some new stills from Disney's The Lone Ranger, starring Armie Hammer in the title role and Depp as a Kirby Sattler-inspire... / Continue →
  • March 8, 2012
    As tweeted by producer Jerry Bruckheimer, here's a first look at stars Johnny Depp and Armie Hammer in Disney's The Lone Ranger. Going with the studio's "if it ain't broke..." methodology that has thus far produced four Pirates movies and counting, the film once again sees Depp... / Continue →
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